Kookie

A word to disguise the word kiss, so your parents don't know what your talking about.

I had a kookie with Nicki today!

Tonight I might share my first kookie with him!

by Blargalicious April 1, 2009

koki

This is a phrase frequently used by English-speaking males when they can't understand what the hell the Japanese are saying. Used in conjunction with “Oh” this is said after the japanese (mostly males) start pretending to masterbate, saying "ooki hando partii!" or "Australian Bigger, but Japanese quality better." This means that people are a little scared of the Japs and usually say "Piss off blood oval eyes!"

Nathan; Aussie Male: Where's the Train Station?
Yasumi; Jap 1 (male): Do you have an ooki chinko? (Big dick)
Nathan: Umm....do i know you?
Koki; Jap 2 (male): Do you remmeber my name? I am Koki.
Rory; Aussie Male 2: Eto........(japanese for umm).
Yasumi and Koki: OOKII HANDO PARTII!
Angus; Aussie Male 3: Rightio.......
Koki: Do you remember my name?
Yasumi: Australian Bigger, but Japanese quality better.

Aussies run away....
3 Months Later
Rory:Eto..........*Nathan stabs*
Nathan: Your name is Oh koki!
Angus and Ross (Aussie Male 4): Rightio.........Crag muff muff!
Angus: I figure Oh Koki! I'm exclaiming my annoyance or confusion at our situation.
Ross: Whatever. Eat crag gyuunyuu.

This means that the Japanese then say "Do you remember my name?", a question which haunts the victim forever.

Angus: Crag makes me feel like I'm in Japan, he's such a koki.

by Ross MacLeod January 3, 2008

kookies

A food invented by Vash. Ingredients include: Amphetomines, Listerine, Windex, Toothepaste, Soap, More Windex, Paper, Some Copper Stuff With A Long Name, Gadifgergifger, Crack, Butt Crack, Pot, Soda Pot, Ass-Meats, and Sugar.

These Kookies are f***ing delicious. My Tummy hurts. Why are there fish in the sky?

by KirbyKollector September 14, 2003

Kookie Bread

1. Also see crazy bread mean smelly vagina.
2. Names given to bratty younger siblings.

1. that bitch had major kookie bread under her skirt.
2. Haiden you are such a kookie bread.

by bamdizko July 1, 2008

kommunion kookie

The so-called symbolic "body of Christ" that the idiotic Protestants believe in.

I'd rather go to hell than take a kommunion kookie from a married, female, sex-crazed Protestant "priest."

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

kookiedoo

A fanny fart

I was fucking her and she floated a kookiedoo

by kookiedoo boy March 4, 2004

keoni

he a kid
who sexy af
and everyone wanna marry him owo

i want a keoni in my life

by hellowordl183828 April 1, 2020