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Kebab

Karl: What kind of meat will you have on your kebab?
Torstein: The usual!!!!!!!!
by TheGrandTaco March 12, 2020
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Kebab

An Asian male's penis. From Asia, west to east. Generally a beige, olive/cream, tan, brown cock. Tastes great because they have the cleanest dicks on the planet.
Girl 1: "Did you get some dick yesterday?"
Girl 2: "I had Kebab (Asian dick) because White dick is too porky and small and Black dick looks burnt"
Both: "Asian dick is just right"
by Josech May 3, 2020
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Kebabing

A well endowed individual, standing at the back of a queue of sexual partners, uses his erect penis to skewer the collective.
Come with me to Robert's house, he'll give us a good kebabing.
by Edwardscissorcock June 12, 2020
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Kebab

Have you seen her kebab it's minging
by KebabRabi September 16, 2020
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Shans Kebab

A restaurant in Italy, serves kebabs and is very halal!!! Top ten restaurants ever
I FUCKING LOVE SHANS KEBAB!!!!
by horniman68 November 30, 2022
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kebab

Kebab is the top 1 food in the world, eaten by only the best of the best individuals, such as kristo.
- Whats better than money?
- kebab
- what about sex?
- kebab still better
by NotKristoAtAll May 5, 2022
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your nans a kebab

if you don’t want to ask a question or just want to be random just say ur nans a kebab. not really a meaning to it it’s jsut random
rebecca: *says something that makes you uncomfortable*
you: “your nans a kebab”
by heartzforpoppy September 26, 2022
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