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Knuckle Chum

When you give yourself a hearty wank and bust a load all down your hand and fingers and fail to clean up the nut adequately leaving crusty jizz on the knuckles.
You might want to put a little hand lotion on your digits there braaaaaahhh. Skin looks a little dry and flakey. Naaaaaahhhh brooooohhhb that’s just knuckle chum. I didn’t wash my hand earlier after I gave it a good wank.
by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2018
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Crotch Knuckles

The hard roundish mass contained in a male mamal's scrotum. Generally found 2 to a sack. Testicles.
I noticed the lump after she cracked my Crotch Knuckles
by Oh Shit February 8, 2008
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tummy knuckle

the very center of a persons' abs (more common when it's a 4 pack) that is harder than the rest of that abs, and tightens similar to a knuckle. It hurts when hit directly, similar to the pain of playing bloody knuckles.
(out of stupidity) I'm going to break your tummy knuckle!

My tummy knuckle hurts after doing so many crunches.
by Aaron Moe Scott March 31, 2010
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knuckle stubble

The feeling one gets on their knuckles when reaching between a stripper's legs to put money in her thong and her pussy has a 5 o'clock shadow and it scrapes against your knuckles.
Hey dude I just put a $5 in that stripper's g-string and got knuckle stubble!
by Chaumbra March 22, 2016
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Cranky Knuckles

Someone who is very easily aggravated by years of bitterness.
He's such a Cranky Knuckles way he speaks of music now.
by Professional Kid November 13, 2015
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knuckle knuck

A person that does the wrong thing all the time and never learns from their mistakes. They love to blame others and never take responsibility for their actions.
Can you believe that knuckle knuck larry is drinking and driving his motorcycle again even after his 2nd DUI. He's always gotta learn the hard way.
by jimmybomm May 3, 2020
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knuckle soldiers

When you catch your cum in your hand.
Casey: Did you come inside her?
Bed: No, those ended up becoming knuckle soldiers.

"Nobody likes you, your father should have made you a knuckle soldier."
by captain asshat. February 7, 2010
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