Something that is essential to have in a certain situation. Can be in the form of advice, or a some sort of object.
by ItsMeMaxK May 10, 2016

A special key with the Microsoft Windows logo (on most PC keyboards) that activates the "Start" menu in the MS Windows shell GUI.
For those who shun the mouse, this is a great addition to have on a keyboard while accessing programs.
However, for gamers, the Windows key is the bane of all existence (Especially for MMORPG gamers, where one touch of the Windows key can crash the entire program.)
For those who shun the mouse, this is a great addition to have on a keyboard while accessing programs.
However, for gamers, the Windows key is the bane of all existence (Especially for MMORPG gamers, where one touch of the Windows key can crash the entire program.)
"Using the windows key, I can start Microsoft Word in .7 seconds."
"OMFG SORRY YOU ALL DIED I HIT MY GODDAMN WINDOWS KEY AND CRASHED AGAIN :("
"OMFG SORRY YOU ALL DIED I HIT MY GODDAMN WINDOWS KEY AND CRASHED AGAIN :("
by Robot Quartet February 2, 2004

To sleep during an online conversation. This can be due to the conversation taking place late at night, being really boring, and/or the person in question being tired or (more commonly) drunk.
The term can also be used when someone is being slow at responding, should you suspect that they have fallen asleep.
The term can also be used when someone is being slow at responding, should you suspect that they have fallen asleep.
At 1:34 AM:
Mr A: "...so yeah, that's the end of that epic adventure story, what do you think about that?"
Mr A: "Hello?"
Mr A: "I'm totally wasting my time and effort on this conversation aren't I?"
Mr A: "YOU'RE A SHIT FRIEND!!!"
At 7:51 AM:
Dr B: "Woah, sorry man... I was totally asleep at the keys!"
Mr A: "...so yeah, that's the end of that epic adventure story, what do you think about that?"
Mr A: "Hello?"
Mr A: "I'm totally wasting my time and effort on this conversation aren't I?"
Mr A: "YOU'RE A SHIT FRIEND!!!"
At 7:51 AM:
Dr B: "Woah, sorry man... I was totally asleep at the keys!"
by DrJonas February 15, 2010

by Light Joker April 8, 2006

You can close that window by typing splat-w, which means holding down the splat key at the same time you press the "w" key.
by FiresignTh February 22, 2014

press it to pay respects.
by is me fan of ton game xD lol February 2, 2019

by Nigger buttshit March 14, 2020
