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major key

Something that is essential to have in a certain situation. Can be in the form of advice, or a some sort of object.
Major Key - Trust no one

Major Key - If they don't want you to succeed, then fuck em.
by ItsMeMaxK May 10, 2016
mugGet the major keymug.

Windows key

A special key with the Microsoft Windows logo (on most PC keyboards) that activates the "Start" menu in the MS Windows shell GUI.

For those who shun the mouse, this is a great addition to have on a keyboard while accessing programs.

However, for gamers, the Windows key is the bane of all existence (Especially for MMORPG gamers, where one touch of the Windows key can crash the entire program.)
"Using the windows key, I can start Microsoft Word in .7 seconds."

"OMFG SORRY YOU ALL DIED I HIT MY GODDAMN WINDOWS KEY AND CRASHED AGAIN :("
by Robot Quartet February 2, 2004
mugGet the Windows keymug.

asleep at the keys

To sleep during an online conversation. This can be due to the conversation taking place late at night, being really boring, and/or the person in question being tired or (more commonly) drunk.

The term can also be used when someone is being slow at responding, should you suspect that they have fallen asleep.
At 1:34 AM:

Mr A: "...so yeah, that's the end of that epic adventure story, what do you think about that?"
Mr A: "Hello?"
Mr A: "I'm totally wasting my time and effort on this conversation aren't I?"
Mr A: "YOU'RE A SHIT FRIEND!!!"

At 7:51 AM:

Dr B: "Woah, sorry man... I was totally asleep at the keys!"
by DrJonas February 15, 2010
mugGet the asleep at the keysmug.

church key

a bottle or can opener (cans had no opening tabs when this word originated)
Don't forget to hang up the church key when you are done with it.
by Light Joker April 8, 2006
mugGet the church keymug.

splat key

Alternative name for the Macintosh keyboard meta-key adjacent to the space bar.
You can close that window by typing splat-w, which means holding down the splat key at the same time you press the "w" key.
by FiresignTh February 22, 2014
mugGet the splat keymug.

key in the hole

A game where you put your dick in a ass or pussy
Hey wanna play key in the hole 😉
by Nigger buttshit March 14, 2020
mugGet the key in the holemug.

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