jewbrella

An umbrella made out of genuine Jew skin.

Dude, check out my jewbrella, it's black edition.

Fred: "Hey where'd you get that umbrella?!"
Lehonda: "It's not an umbrella, it's a jewbrella, it's better than mink!"
Fred: "HOT MONICA! I need one of those!"

by Dick McTrickle June 6, 2014

jewelxx

A music album that posers love to listen to.

Ever heard of jewelxx? KURXXED EMERALDXX so hexxed dawg

by rocketsciencelover69 November 20, 2022

Crown Jewels Heist

Getting your dog neutered

Fido has been a right little pussy since the Crown Jewels Heist

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

jewels

Weed, herb, cannnibus, ganja, marijuana.

A dogg when you gettin them jewels?

by B_RY August 15, 2007

jewel

That tiny nodule of sperm left dangling from your dick after ejaculation.

After sex,Anthony whipped his penis around and flung the jewel off and on to her wall.

by [VBM] December 7, 2006

jewellery

the affairs of the jewish people

my friend, zach, wears a yarmulke and engages in all other manner of jewellery every day.

by Jon Lopez June 22, 2004

jewels

1) the biggest cheating whore you will ever meet. who names their child jewels?

that fucking bitch jewels needs to go finger herself

by kev s October 5, 2007