jewdacity

To be overconfident in a rude manner, specifically in the realm of Jewish culture.

"I can't believe you had the jewdacity to steal grandma's latka."

"Bread, during passover!? Oh the jewdacity!"

by the chocolate kazoo March 9, 2009

jewdrive

Storage device for things you didn't pay for.

Jew1: Hey do you have a copy of Avatar?
Jew2: Yeah look on my jewdrive.

by jewfacer March 17, 2010

hebede-jebedez

I'm too hot to handle; you've heard this one before (goes best when used in a sentence with the word "babies," scabies, or even hendiadys

So why'd they make such a big deal out of one baby if Lindbergh had multiple babies, hebede-jebedez?

also: I cannot make your babies, hebede-jebedez

by Khata Yamamata June 2, 2003

JewDough

A name of a fat, usually jewish person. Usually the jewdough cannot be taken anywhere due to it ripping up plants ect.

Jake Johnston is a Jewdough

by Does not Compute October 27, 2008

jawed

It means to be cool.

-That is so rad, dude.
•Yeah, it's hella jawed.
-Word.

by superrichkids March 19, 2014

jewedakurr

a word to describe the on going stress of parents for no particular reason, except to release their untold stress upon others, usually their children.

Nick's dad John, took a shit on his bed. Nick said W T F mate? and his dad screamed that was the first step in taking responibility.

by Nick October 31, 2004

jewel

That tiny nodule of sperm left dangling from your dick after ejaculation.

After sex,Anthony whipped his penis around and flung the jewel off and on to her wall.

by [VBM] December 7, 2006