Jet wreck

A team or season so bad that the team in question purposely chokes in the final minutes or seconds, often in dramatic fashion to lose games in a way to secure the #1 draft pick. Named after the NY Jets’ 2020 campaign, which was a complete WRECK much like the rest of 2020
This season is a complete jet wreck, reminds me of 2020.
The team is a jet wreck, I hope the first pick in the draft does them well
by Save the Jets December 11, 2020
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Jet Propulsion

(V) The act of farting while walking; preferably used when a slow-moving, very lovable, senior citizen is on the move. (Jet propelling)

(N) The gas that is passed when a senior citizen is moving very slowly.
(Noun) Big Yiayia is jet propelling across the formal dining room. You know the one with the plastic on the couches?

(Verb) What was that sound? That was Big Yiayia's jet propulsion.
by greek_goddess2013 February 28, 2012
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Jet leaded

Not being in the correct headspace prior to going on holiday or forgetting things that were done prior to going on holiday
I forgot that I saw that document, I must have been Jet leaded
by Rogue Two June 07, 2023
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Dookie Jet

When the minute you stop squeezing your ass cheeks it all comes out at once. Nice.
“Yo that was a wicked shit, 100% a dookie jet
by Sir Plop March 09, 2020
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Jet Bradway

defining the hottest woman alive, Jet Bradway also often refers to someone who produces Mac and Cheese in her pussy.
Man she’s so Jet Bradway
by DIVINEGORE July 12, 2023
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Hihi Jets

Person A: Do you know Hihi Jets?
Person B: Of course! They are legendary.
Garry: We are gonna be legend.
by fuckyounika March 11, 2021
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Jet-Fugue

Being temporarily unaware of oneself and familiar others following a return airline flight that crosses multiple time zones.
I live on the East coast, and when I woke up after my first night back from the West coast, I saw may husband and thought, "who is that," then I knew I must have been the victim of Jet-Fugue
by hmsbgle May 30, 2009
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