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Jakerz

The alternative to "Jake" which would make him a dope hacker.
Fuxin Jakerz, that shit was dope.
by hackerman November 9, 2004
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movie jacker

You know the type, the balding, squirrely-looking guy with glasses and a trenchcoat who turns up to an 11:30pm showing of an animated kids' film. His mission there is to jack it during the entirety of the presenation, with the majority of satisfaction derived from the paradoxial concept of a grown man getting off while watching a kids' film. Surprisingly, although it is very easy to identify a movie jacker, movie theatre staff are unable to prevent him from successfully buying a ticket, leaving fellow cinema-goers unsettled and disturbed.
Me and YK went to see TMNT last Friday, it sucked, especially since there was a movie jacker there: those guys suck.
by MrKoi May 31, 2007
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Pillow Jacker

Like one of the terms of "Pillow" a Pillow Jacker rubs his penis and testicals either up and down the pillow or in and out of the pillowcase until he ejaculates all over it or inside it.
Man 1: "Dude why is your pillow so damn hard?"
Man 2: "Sorry, my son's kind of a pillow jacker"
by ObservantRealLifeStoriesDude September 27, 2010
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Jager

Booze. Has a stag on the bottle because it use to be made with stag blood back in the day. Will get you wasted. Tastes like black licorice. Will get you wated. Damned expensive. Also a kick ass music tour with SLAYER! Have I mentioned it will get you wasted?
"I shouldn't have taken 8 shots of Jager in 10 minutes."
"You just blew chunks of Jager all over."
"I'm sorry I puked Jager all over your carpet. My bad homes! Holla!"
by Lindzko December 9, 2004
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Jager Bomb

Stuff that will fuck you up completely. Rumored to be invented by Hitler
Damn those Jager bombs, they waged Blitzkrieg on my body & before i knew it i couldn't stand up, the battle was lost
by datguy1datguy2 July 15, 2011
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Jacker

A person good at taking sex education classes while high.
Man that teachers trippin, can he not see the Jackers in this bitch?
by ulunga November 8, 2018
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Swag jacker

When you try to act like someone who actually has swag. Therefor losing all swag you might have had.
Alex: did you see Javonn, he was actin like lil' Wayne

Anthony: yea he's a swag jacker bro.
by DiiRTYx RAiiNBOW November 15, 2011
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