Alcoholic drink;
Short for Jose Cuervo
1. The bane of all human existence.
2. Has power to transpose user from the club to the holding pen at the nearest police station.
3. Has tendency to generate embarrassing photos the next morning.
4. A great drink
Short for Jose Cuervo
1. The bane of all human existence.
2. Has power to transpose user from the club to the holding pen at the nearest police station.
3. Has tendency to generate embarrassing photos the next morning.
4. A great drink
Person A: Hey man lets hit this Jose
Person B: Hell yeah!
(...A bottle of Jose later...)
Person A's Heartbeat: ...
Person B: Hell yeah!
(...A bottle of Jose later...)
Person A's Heartbeat: ...
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oakland/freemont person: Fuck it! This sucks Im moving to San Jose.
San Jose person: Damn yous a dick for livin in that shithole for all those years.
SF person: I wanna suck a dick.
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Get the san jose mug.-a term commonly used by party, wedding, barbecue or any type of event crashers that try to join a private Spanish gathering.
-"I know Jose" is used because it is very effective & believable since damn near every Spanish family has somebody named Jose in their familia.
-Used by the event crasher when faced with questions to see if they really were invited or if they are just free loading.
-If continuing questions are asked as to how do you know Jose, describe how you met him at a
1- Bodega (if in NY)
2- he sold you icys on the beach (if in Fl),
3- in jail (if in Cali)
4- he sold you weed (if in Chicago)
5- or he did some yard work for you (for everywhere else).
-"I know Jose" is used because it is very effective & believable since damn near every Spanish family has somebody named Jose in their familia.
-Used by the event crasher when faced with questions to see if they really were invited or if they are just free loading.
-If continuing questions are asked as to how do you know Jose, describe how you met him at a
1- Bodega (if in NY)
2- he sold you icys on the beach (if in Fl),
3- in jail (if in Cali)
4- he sold you weed (if in Chicago)
5- or he did some yard work for you (for everywhere else).
John Dope - Hey nice party huh?
Old Lady - Excuse me for being rude but who are you & who invited you?
John Dope - Its cool. I know how strangers like to crash parties & stuff. Dont worry Im not one of them, cuz I KNOW JOSE
Old Lady - Really? Ive heard that one before
John Dope - No really, I know Jose. He sold me that good sticky icky weed. It gave me the munchies for days.
Old Lady - Thats my Jose, I cant front. He has some good weed.
Old Lady - Excuse me for being rude but who are you & who invited you?
John Dope - Its cool. I know how strangers like to crash parties & stuff. Dont worry Im not one of them, cuz I KNOW JOSE
Old Lady - Really? Ive heard that one before
John Dope - No really, I know Jose. He sold me that good sticky icky weed. It gave me the munchies for days.
Old Lady - Thats my Jose, I cant front. He has some good weed.
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