The emotional state of a combination of anger, confusion, and disgust, derived from a harmless situation that you made worse by being irrationally dramatic.
Almo: GIRL, thanks for meeting me for emergency brunch. I ran into my ex at the Warriors game last night! I am pretty sure he is dating our Uber driver from the last time we ordered sushi together, and he was wearing the shirt I got him at the Avril Lavigne concert.
ELdee: Girl, you need to leave The Jada Aisle. Your ex is from high school, Uber did not exist then. Also, you are allergic to fish and nobody wears Avril Lavigne stuff. Let's get you some mimosas and an emotional colonic, stat.
Almo: *Takes a Deep Breath*, thanks for taking me out of The Jada Aisle. I didn't even like him, he was a Hard Unsubscribe For Me.
ELdee: We all have our moments.
ELdee: Girl, you need to leave The Jada Aisle. Your ex is from high school, Uber did not exist then. Also, you are allergic to fish and nobody wears Avril Lavigne stuff. Let's get you some mimosas and an emotional colonic, stat.
Almo: *Takes a Deep Breath*, thanks for taking me out of The Jada Aisle. I didn't even like him, he was a Hard Unsubscribe For Me.
ELdee: We all have our moments.
by Mike109999 April 28, 2022
Get the The Jada Aislemug. Jada is an amazing person to be around and she is one of the best friends you could ever have. Jada is VERY freaky but in a funny way. An guy would be lucky to have her. She can make you laugh even when you’re sad and she has no problem beating someone up for you. She says she is fat but she really isn’t and she knows that. If you are lucky enough to be friends with a Jada don’t lose her.
Jada Calaf is my best friend
by #JustARandomBoredPerson December 10, 2019
Get the Jada Calafmug. by R33001 June 8, 2022
Get the GI Jadamug. A big booty freak. She likes to fight. And talk shit. But her mouth match her hands. She's very loyal. And Doesn't cheat She love her friends and defends their name.
by rakeisha ballet June 10, 2024
Get the Jadamug.