A man with a perfect body, facial features, and a ginormous cock. Truly a gift from god that was put on this earth.
by Gringo Diablo November 24, 2021
Get the Ivan Cordoves mug.The supreme religion, in which Ivan is the supreme deity.
Statistics show 'Ivanists' (followers of Ivanism) live on average 11 times longer, and are 60 times as happy!
Ivanists have a set of 'Tenets' by which every Ivanist must abide:
1. Ivan is the way
2. Have no gods before Ivan
3. Convert as many people as possible to Ivanism
4. Say the most diabolical, discombobulated things to Ivanists
5. You must believe the universe was created in the image of Ivan
6. Every Ivanist is beautiful in the eyes of Ivan.
Ivanism originated when Ivan had spoken to a particular Ivanov, and told the latter "You must spread my gospel and Ivangelise the world"
Statistics show 'Ivanists' (followers of Ivanism) live on average 11 times longer, and are 60 times as happy!
Ivanists have a set of 'Tenets' by which every Ivanist must abide:
1. Ivan is the way
2. Have no gods before Ivan
3. Convert as many people as possible to Ivanism
4. Say the most diabolical, discombobulated things to Ivanists
5. You must believe the universe was created in the image of Ivan
6. Every Ivanist is beautiful in the eyes of Ivan.
Ivanism originated when Ivan had spoken to a particular Ivanov, and told the latter "You must spread my gospel and Ivangelise the world"
Ivanist: "Would you like to join the supreme religion of Ivanism?"
Potential Ivanist: "Yes of course, everyone should join Ivanism!"
Potential Ivanist: "Yes of course, everyone should join Ivanism!"
by Ivanthepreacher May 27, 2022
Get the Ivanism mug.ivan’s middle name is grant but doesn’t like it :(. he’s okay lookin, farts a whole lot, kinda gross ew.
he’s pretty legit tho. defo in love with him. ❤️
he’s pretty legit tho. defo in love with him. ❤️
by moo04 February 23, 2022
Get the Ivan Grant mug.Stemming from the root of the “White Russian,” the Ivan Drago is a beverage made by mixing vodka and milk poured over Kellogg’s brand Special K cereal in a red solo cup.
Ex; “No Rocky marathon is complete without an Ivan Drago to wash down your Philly cheesesteak”
College Student 1; “Taco Bell breakfast smacks”
College Student 2; “I had the true breakfast of champions, the Ivan Drago”
College Student 3; “If he dies, he dies”
College Student 1; “Taco Bell breakfast smacks”
College Student 2; “I had the true breakfast of champions, the Ivan Drago”
College Student 3; “If he dies, he dies”
by Thpecial K January 19, 2021
Get the Ivan Drago mug.Ivan has the dick of a god. U will never want another man in your life after him. Cause he‘s THE man. Just don‘t let ur ivan get a buzzcut. They look like shit with it. Love u
by Yomum969 August 15, 2023
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