happy meal

Slang term that refers more commonly to giving oral sex to a female, since oral sex given to a female is referred as eating pussy.

I gave that chick a happy meal and she squirted all over my face.

by Cheta May 15, 2003

happy meal

When a man wrestles his purple headed yogurt slinger until he intensely ejaculates into a condom(preferably flavored for enhanced flavor) and proceeds to put a straw in the condom and offers it as a meal to a female. The female then sips her happy meal until satisfied.

Aaron: Hey man did you give Amanda a happy meal last night? Shes been telling everyone about it.
Blake: Yeah bro I even used a strawberry flavored condom, she said it tasted like a strawberry milkshake.
Aaron: Im getting banana flavored condoms!

by Shftokersmoker February 2, 2021

Fourth Meal

Female version of tea bagging, by putting the taco on ones face.

She gave him a good fourth meal last night.

by mr muscles January 21, 2009

Happy Meal

A Woman with everything you want, all in one complete package.

*Face
*Breasts

*Bottom

"You see that chick over there? Total happy meal"

"Dude....Thats my mom."

by Dre-dawg December 15, 2009

Swag meal

The swag meal is the most legendary meal for gaming containing Dino nuggies as the main course, Nacho Cheese Doritos and as the drink Mountain Dew

Jared “ayo what you got for lunch today?”
Max “I got that Swag Meal”
Jared “SHEEEEEEEESH”

by Swagger meal February 13, 2021

mighty meal

Instant noodle's that come ready-to-eat in a disposable plastic or styrofoam, bowl or cup, often with plastic spoon included.
Eaten by Student's and Single men who never learned how to cook.

"We should buy some 'mighty meals' to take camping with us."

by Diego August 17, 2003

Combo Meal

When the girl you've gone down on has a pussy that tastes so good, and she's so into it that you spontaneously decide to eat her pussy and her ass before banging her.

Jordan: Yo, man... Did you hit that shit from last night?

Taylor: Fuck yeah, bro. In fact, she was so damn hot I had to make it a combo meal.
Jordan: Nice!

by SeudoNim August 11, 2016