A term used to describe a task, chore or event so excruciatingly unpleasant, it’s almost beyond endurance. In other words, you’d rather have a monkey sling his chum in your face than go through one more second of this agony.
"Hey Bob, how's that project coming?"
"Oh man, Steve, I'm telling ya, I'd rather have a monkey sling his chum in my face."
"So, how did the visit with the in-laws go?"
"Like four straight hours of monkey chum in the face."
"Oh man, Steve, I'm telling ya, I'd rather have a monkey sling his chum in my face."
"So, how did the visit with the in-laws go?"
"Like four straight hours of monkey chum in the face."
by Hal 9000 April 11, 2008
Get the Monkey chum in the facemug. by bigstraightfollowing August 12, 2008
Get the Face like a dented can of chummug. Wazzup dude tol parechong sis bestie chum friend pal bestfriend old buddy
Potek napakaspammer neto ban nyo nga
Potek napakaspammer neto ban nyo nga
by Matcha_M March 3, 2021
Get the dude tol parechong sis bestie chum friend pal bestfriend old buddymug. Intentionally eliciting emotional responses by either asking (ie:"What are your pet peeves?") or expressing a controversial opinion (ie:"
My heart goes out to all the victims in dear old Boston. MUSLIM=TERRORIST.") in order to find people to text with you.
My heart goes out to all the victims in dear old Boston. MUSLIM=TERRORIST.") in order to find people to text with you.
He enjoys chumming the internet with his extreme opinions so he can practice arguing with people on-line.
by JoRokHed April 16, 2013
Get the Chumming the internetmug. Freshly caught catfish cut into 1-inch cubes, lightly breaded and deep fried until golden brown. A delightful side-dish usually served during an outdoor cookout or event.
by TheOne2224 November 27, 2021
Get the Chum Chunksmug. 
by FunBobby28 October 18, 2023
Get the Chumsmug.