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Independence Day

The official day when patriotic civilians get to express their freedom by lighting up a dozen of rockets made of gunpowder and cardboard and watching them propel high in the sky, creating an atmosphere of a potassium nitrate-scented aroma. Originally fireworks were used to shoot down unidentified flying objects (UFOs) when they usually fly around during the period of July 4th before Thomas Jefferson and the rest of the delegates declared it as a national holiday. Remade into a hit movie starring Will Smith.
1: "The people from all across the country were firing their rockets into the air!" 2: "It's because today is Independence Day, all them angry folks wanna piece of a flying saucer..." 2: "Even though there is a one in a billionth chance that they would actually hit one..." 1: "Lol, at least it gives Americans something better to do, other than killing themselves."
by ogdajuiceman July 7, 2010
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Honey Badger Independance Day

Celebrated on November 10th every year. On this day, HBs everywhere remind themselves that they will never let anyone QUESTION THEIR SEXINESS. EVER.
OMG you must be Halle Berry, looking sexy and celebrating Honey Badger Independance Day.
by HB2011 November 11, 2011
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Indecent Proposal

A variation of the doggy style sexual position in which the male raises his left or right foot and moves it forward to lay parallel from the recipient's torso.Thus allowing for deeper thrusts and quicker more rapid entry.
She said she wanted it harder so I gave her an indecent proposal. needless to say, she was pleased.
by Elmac January 27, 2009
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Strong Independent woman

Obsessed with being better than men to compensate for that fact that they get to use you like the sentient fuck toy you are.
I'm a strong independent woman!

If I don't get to fuck you then you're nothing. You haven't contributed anything to anyone other than a warm place for some useless sack of shit to nut.
by Hym Iam November 22, 2020
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Indeedly pig

An ammusing way to agree to a comment. A great way to attract attention to yourself in the strangest manner!
"That gig was amazing"
"Indeedly pig"
"WTF"
by WendyMcEmsley June 13, 2005
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Independent Journalist

Another name for someone who is unemployed and still lives at home in the basement with his mother. Usually has a criminal record, and is “working on a story”, the topic of which he/she doesn’t know and never gets published. They just like to cause problems.
Hey man, you are harassing, and arguing with these people, do you need some help? Nah man, I’m an independent journalist working on a story.
by Steady Teddy March 17, 2023
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word indeed

It's what that Russian guy says on that game. He's really this weird wigger that learned how to talk from MC Hammer Tapes. Another word he uses quite frequently would be homeslice.
Word to your brother. Yes. Yes, word indeed.
by Fuzzy November 11, 2004
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