Landon’s 47 Inch Shlong

Landon’s 47 inch long shlong, he could kill you if he fucked you

Is that Landon’s 47 inch shlong?

Yea! I heard he kills everyone he fucks!

by AlmostCCAfton May 24, 2021

Hidden one inch

A spot on a man’s body between your ass and your balls. That hidden inch is there but not that many ladies or dudes have seen it.

She loves giving my an oral pleasure with a juicy lick on my hidden one inch.

by Johhny Longhorn August 22, 2021

5.3 inch

The average penis size for a sixth grader. If you're shorter than that, don't worry, it gets better.

Little hoe, little bitch, suck my 5.3 inch dick!

by ruSkY puSS-PUsS April 20, 2018

2 inch gang

a community of men with two inch penises

Trump might have small hands but he still ain't 2 inch gang.

by mike the mule March 6, 2017

8 Inch Sag

When a man or teen is wearing tight-often microfiber-underwear and he has a large scrotum and testicles but a tiny penis that gives off the appearence of having a eight-to-twelve inch penis.

"There was this guy at the gym who looked like a stud in his boxers, but when he took a shower it was just an 8 inch sag."

by Bass Drop Donnie July 3, 2012

ten inch floater

a fart that is so massive, it makes the owner rise ten inches off their seat. a person can be called a ten inch floater if they are known for having gass many a times.

look at that ten inch floater over there, blowin' off.

by shmorkey August 18, 2007

19-inch error

When you can't make your computer do something, and it turns out it was your own fault all along. Another way of saying it was a user error.

"That idiot in marketing just called the help desk again, and we had to tell her to turn her monitor on, again. Classic 19-inch error!"

by LaraChick July 30, 2009