Tit Theory

'the tit-theory' states that when a male or females mammary glands are disturbed instant gratification is received by both the clutched and the touched, leading to the muscles on both ends of the mouth to flex uncontrollably.
even the hardest nigga on the block will react 'happily' even when he says 'he going to shoot you', when you apply the tit theory on him.
by Qaxoohit October 04, 2009
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music theory

A class that explains the structure of music. You'll learn the difference between an A-sharp and a B-flat. Later you get into the rules of writing counterpoints and four-part harmonies, which are useless unless you write classical music, but are still good to know.
Music theory is the first music class I had to take in which I actually had to THINK.
by Mike the Ekim March 25, 2006
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Dependency Theory

A theory that argues that, due to the exploitative nature of the relationship between advanced capitalist (western) societies and the Third World, the development of the former resulted in the underdevelopment of the latter. Because of its reliance on external sources of demand and investment opportunities, Western capitalism penetrated virtually all parts of the Third World and eventually laid down the foundations of dominance-dependence relationship structures between North and South which tended to engender and perpetuate underdevelopment in the Third World. According to this theory, exchanges between the North and the South, such as trade, foreign investment, and aid, are asymmetric and tend to stifle the development of the latter and to reinforce their dependence. The theory also contends that local elites with vested interest in the structure of dominance and in monopolizing (monopoly) domestic power cooperate with international capitalist elites to perpetuate the international capitalist system.
by IrishRepublicanArmy March 04, 2004
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The bassist theory

Almost always the bassist is the hottest guy in the band.
I love Paul Simonon.

Well duh, he's the bassist.

Oh yeah, the bassist theory.
by Me April 02, 2005
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underwear theory

The theory that almost all guys do not know what color boxers/ briefs they are wearing at any given time unless they
a. just changed
b. checked while you were not looking
c. just had sex
d. are gay
the underwear theory proves boys, when asked what color boxers they are wearing, will say

"uhhhh....does it madder?"

"Hell I don't know!"
by softballlover061 June 22, 2009
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The Juliana Theory

a GREAT band. there music is fuckin awesome and everyone should check them out.
Hey Mark lets go see the Juliana Theory tonight in concert

Hell yeah! Ill be there
by Christine October 03, 2003
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u-theory

U theory is about when something is gone.
for instance the opposite of alot of words with U like it was real, it was ureal.

So when something was there, and then it's gone simply put U infront
U-Theory:
Morten has a boat, but we can't see it so it's an uboat

Casper failed 1.g so now we call him Ucasper

My cat runs on batteries, and when the batteries are on it's invisible, so it's a Ucat
by Fudgeduplolbbqsauce December 17, 2007
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