calibrating cabbages

When you get asked what you have been up to and have nothing interesting to say

Person 1: So what have you been up to lately?

Person 2: Not much just calibrating cabbages

by Dr Cabbage September 9, 2010

cabbage sprinkle

Cabbage Sprinkle: the tasteful art of spitting menstrual blood on your lovers face.

Rod is so ravenous when Eve is raggin, he slurp it up and served a served a cabbage sprinkle on that nasty bitch's face.

by Venusbilly January 28, 2014

tant cabbage

The hair between your ass hole and tant

Noah has a lot of tant cabbage

by Doublecombo August 24, 2015

Smol Cabbage

You're smallish friend who you like as a friend, or more, you know, whatever.

"Yo, Kaylee, she's my smol cabbage

by Dir3wolfe October 27, 2016

cock cabbage

A very putrescant case of genital warts

Someone with the IQ of a root vegetable

I really should have used a condom my dicks now covered in cock cabbages

Those urban dictionary editors rejected my definition they're a bunch of absolute cock cabbages

by Snarflecakes July 12, 2017

Ass Cabbage

Any bits of undigested food that passs through your intestines and drops into the toilet

That broccoli salad I ate yesterday gave me some serious ass cabbage this morning

by David Smooth August 10, 2017

Smelly Cabbage

When two me are embracing each other and one of the men squats over the other man's face and inserts a head of cabbage into the other man's anus. The man with the cabbage in his anus then projectile fires the cabbage all over the second mans face and proceeds to smell it.

Brad and I just did that smelly cabbage thing from TV.... It was amazing!
Hey do you want to try the smelly cabbage? I heard it is great!
Jill tried to do the smelly cabbage with me and I said I can' t because she isn't a bro.

by C-Dogg Willis May 16, 2018