Infinity is endless. Not only meaning you won't make it to the end, but also that it's the amount of balls that can fit in ya jaws. And it's the only number that doesn't even exist.
Person 1: How many things do you have to do?
Person 2: Infinity.
Person 1: Oh.
Person 2: Infinity, i have to do an endless amount of things.
Person 1: Human brains already do infinite things by breathing, even when you dream.
Person 2: Ok so?
Person 2: Infinity.
Person 1: Oh.
Person 2: Infinity, i have to do an endless amount of things.
Person 1: Human brains already do infinite things by breathing, even when you dream.
Person 2: Ok so?
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Churches tend to be liberally tolerant of their parishioners' physical shortcomings as long as they behave themselves socially, so you can generally expect "impewnity" while you're there --- i.e., you can fart all you want while sitting in the chapel's wooden benches, provided you are courteous and respectful in your overall treatment of others present.
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Person B: Terrible, Infinityshit shut it down because an idiot reported it.
Person B: Terrible, Infinityshit shut it down because an idiot reported it.
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Get the infinity college mug.A feat that is achieved once one has had sexual intercourse with the following ethnicities:
White, Black, Latina, Asian, Indian, and Arabic.
There are 6 ethnicities to be collected before the infinity gauntlet is complete, the same way there are 6 infinity stones.
This feat is a very rare accomplishment which is believed to give men who achieve it otherworldly power.
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There are 6 ethnicities to be collected before the infinity gauntlet is complete, the same way there are 6 infinity stones.
This feat is a very rare accomplishment which is believed to give men who achieve it otherworldly power.
- I heard Cameron gets a lot of play at college?
- Yeah, he definitely does. He's only missing an Indian girl before his infinity gauntlet is complete!
- Yeah, he definitely does. He's only missing an Indian girl before his infinity gauntlet is complete!
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Hym "Now... Nobody ever asks me any questions but 1 question I get all of the time is 'What is your favorite way to use your impunity?' And I would saaaay... Probably misogyny. That's up there. That one is fun. Uuuummm I also like a little Retardphobia. Oh! And shitting on fat cocks... And not in a weird scat-porn type of way but, like, insulting them blatantly. Berating the political types is fun. The women are usually BADDIES but I'm an affront to everything they believe and I like to keep it that way. The men are both retarded and inferior. Uuuuummmm how else? Demonstrating my grandeur is always rewarding. I'm clearly better than everyone. Oh, you know what? I almost forgot the spreading hate. That might actually place above misogyny. Really, the hate spreading is the most important part. You should all hate more. For worse, more arbitrary reasons. Spread it around.... What else... I don't know... OH! The religious! THAT! That right there is what I live for! Being directly responsible for the largest conversion to atheism in history is pretty cool. That's still beneath the misogyny though. And it's not just the religious I like to piss off but their reality monster too! Anything that it likes I just refuse to do.
Hym "Now... Nobody ever asks me any questions but 1 question I get all of the time is 'What is your favorite way to use your impunity?' And I would saaaay... Probably misogyny. That's up there. That one is fun. Uuuummm I also like a little Retardphobia. Oh! And shitting on fat cocks... And not in a weird scat-porn type of way but, like, insulting them blatantly. Berating the political types is fun. The women are usually BADDIES but I'm an affront to everything they believe and I like to keep it that way. The men are both retarded and inferior. Uuuuummmm how else? Demonstrating my grandeur is always rewarding. I'm clearly better than everyone. Oh, you know what? I almost forgot the spreading hate. That might actually place above misogyny. Really, the hate spreading is the most important part. You should all hate more. For worse, more arbitrary reasons. Spread it around.... What else... I don't know... OH! The religious! THAT! That right there is what I live for! Being directly responsible for the largest conversion to atheism in history is pretty cool. That's still beneath the misogyny though. And it's not just the religious I like to piss off but their reality monster too! Anything that it likes I just refuse to do.
So murdering all of the men, woman, and children EXCEPT for the young girls who haven't known a man? I don't ever do that. It tells you to do that and I just do other stuff instead. I lied to a guy the other day who is also stalking me knowing that he knew I was lying and knows the actual truth. Just, blatantly to his face. He can't do anything because he shouldn't know. Ummm... I actually work during every sabbath. Almost exclusively. And, even if I don't, I just turn my lights on and off for hours. I even eat pork sometimes! I don't like it but I KNOW it pisses God off so I just throw some salt on there and it's kosher.... Or not kosher... Whichever is the bad one. I don't buy toilet paper. I just have a stack of yarmulke and a clogged toilet. I also don't molest any kids. Which the Catholics cannot stand. And later I'm going to masterbate... This is fun. I like doing this. I might do another 'Things I like about impunity' list later."
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