Stonely Impossible

Something that is completly impossible for you to do while you are stoned.

"Dude my back was killin me, so I took a musl-ruraxser....huh..hmm, musr-rr-raxserer, waite dude, stop laughing, you know what I mean....Musl-rr-rr-raser, dude It's Stonley Impossible for me to say musl-rer-raxer"

by TCW00dy March 16, 2004

Imposter syndrome

Someone who plays WAY too much Among Us and ends up being only the imposter.

Me: Ayo, have you seen the red sus?
Friend: Yes, he is always the imposter.
Me: Yeah, I think he's got the imposter syndrome.

by ThisIsKindaSus March 16, 2021

imposter

A person who useing somone elses name, they are a fake.

That person thats not me thats using the name Smythe.

by Smythe November 30, 2003

impostafarian

A person who smokes weed, listens to reggae (usually just the music of Bob Marley), and claim to be a rasta though they haven't the slightest clue about the actual religion. These people tend to be caucasion, use the term I and I (the speaker and G-d), and use the word Jah (a name for G-d) a lot. Also, impostafarians tend to listen to crappy bands that mix reggae, rap, and rock poorly. Such as Sublime.

Impostafarian: Thank Jah for the herb and Sublime.
Normal Person: Sublime sucks.

by Kepley August 26, 2005

impotent

weak or shitty weed.

living up to his name ol limp dick Bob scored us another o z of impotent weed.

by tellitizaman September 10, 2010

Impossibro

When a bro does something for another bro that's almost literally too bro to be true.

Guy: "Hey man, I know my leg is broken, and it's hard to walk, but I figured you'd dig a drink, so I hiked the half mile up this cliff with this large ice chest full of freezing cold water, Big Red, and Natty Lite."

Other guy: "Dude, that is fucking impossibro."

They then proceed to Impossibrofist as fuck.

by Wright_Thoughts July 8, 2012

self-imposed exhale

Where you are trying to hold in a deep breath but then unintentionally do something that obliges you to "pop" whether ya want to or not.

I was competing with a couple of friends to see who could hold his breath the longest, and I was reading the daily newspaper-comics to distract me from my respiratory discomfort. Then I read a cartoon that really struck me funny and so I hadda laugh --- talk about self-imposed exhale!

by QuacksO October 23, 2018