Jayla Howard

Jayla is a dick head, dumb, not funny, look like a squirrel, dumb af, look like she just came out the grave, think she cool but she not

Jayla Howard sucks dick

by for_cool January 11, 2017

Howard Dean

The bombdigity

Howard Dean is gonna be our next prez

by Kat November 19, 2003

Howard's Law

A law of roleplaying games that states that, "Lasers beat rubber everytime."

/luffy was unable to defeat the robots because of Howard's Law

by Katsularper January 21, 2006

Todd Howard

Todd Howard is also known as the god of lies.
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies
Tell me lies, tell me, tell me lies
Oh, no, no you can't disguise
You can't disguise, no you can't disguise
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies

Skyrim has infinite quests (Lie made by Todd Howard)
Fallout 3 will have 200 endings (Lie made by Todd Howard)
It just works! (Lie made by Todd Howard)

by ™One January 08, 2019

chase howard

Guy with pubes on his chin and is obssessed with Meg and Caitlyn. By the way, he can't cross the street.

Who Shot Ya?

"THIS SECTION IS DEDICATED TO CAITLYN: CAITLYN"

by HOLLA March 17, 2005

Howard The Alien

Was actually created before dame tu cosita on December 2, 2017 by the youtuber 3d animation land who posted a green screen titled 'FREE GREEN SCREEN - DANCING METAL ALIEN'. 7 months later it was attatched to an ifunny post of an unknown user along with the caption ' Imagine having sleep paralysis and this thing is at the foot of your bed just breakin it down' Accompanied with the song Money Longer by Lil Uzi Vert.

I was just layin there and opened my eyes and Howard the alien was just breakin it down

by metal alien August 09, 2018

John Howard

George Bush's alien assistant who does nething he says 2 weaken the world 2 turn it into a universal dump.

also used to describe some1 with john howard-like qualities.
eg: a coward, a but kisser, an absolute freaking idiot.

oh no our planet is doomed! john howard has just made it possible 4 the country of australia to all lose their jobs and starve 2 death.

what will john howard do next- it is in his power to order all babies born with blue eyes killed!

by me-me-me October 14, 2005