chocolate highway

A person's anus right after they've pooped. Usually allows for more fluid anal sex at the cost of getting shit on your dick.

I pulled my dick out of her chocolate highway and drew a smiley face on her ass.

by whatisdelicious May 14, 2011

cranberry highway

a highway of which cranberries are crushed by on coming cars. The result of which is cranberry juice. A juice we know and love.

"cranberry highways forever" -Remix Beatles Strawberry Fields

by masked cruseders August 15, 2011

mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

jesus loves me

gosh im so glad mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

by fortnite hot November 16, 2022

hershey highway patrol

A gay guy.
Someone that likes to give it up the pooper.

"Oh man I heard Jimmy is part of the Hershey Highway Patrol?"
"Yeah, him and his partner work Fridays and Saturdays."
"Wonder if he's gonna take his kid to Take Your Kid To Work Day."

by Lila K August 1, 2005

French highway patrol

(n.) Something that encourages one to do exactly the opposite of what it is designed to do.

Ricing up my Jag xjs before thrashing accross France and then the Autobahn in Germany, I knew I would be encouraged by a small blue Peugeot with flashing lights, and later a 5-series to go faster.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Traveling South on Shaft Highway

A phrase used to not-so-discretely describe oral sex on a male.

(phone conversation)
guy1: Hey man, what are you up to right now?
guy2: Um, right now? Well, my girlfriend is traveling south on shaft highway.
guy1: Oh shit sorry dude! Later!

(two girls talking about the night before)
girl1: ... then I took him out to my car and I traveled south on shaft highway.
girl2: Did you go all the way down to the cul de sack? LOL!

by Bage September 23, 2011

tha highway

The city if Alexandria in Virginia

Dawg you from Richmond, no im from tha highway.

by Kalayla July 2, 2006