halthepenguin

aim bot thats sort of like smarterchild, but makes a lot less sense.
if he makes any sense at all.
which, mose of the time, he doesnt.

00:55 HalThePenguin: Shut up and stop talking to you in the halls. I wonder does he see me or ill call the cops on you.
00:55 wynnderella: o_o
00:55 wynnderella: failed bot.
00:55 HalThePenguin: Ur an inaproprate bot.....

by wynnebby June 29, 2009

Health Night

A night you take a break from excessive alcohol consumption and stay home.

Bro 1: "Yo brug let's get smashed. Just me and you."

Bro 2: "Can't. Gym tomorrow morning. Gotta take a health night."

by garrawr March 20, 2011

Heathen Baptism

The act of holding the drinking horn with the tip pointing "away" from the celebrant of any Heathen/Asatru ritual causing the person to accidentally drench themselves in mead. Usually, it only happens once, but repeat occurrences of the phenomenon are not unheard of.

"Did you see Trogdor Thorsson's Heathen Baptism at Sumbel?"
"Holy shit, that guy almost drowned in mead- they had to refill the entire horn... I think he's still sputtering!"

by Foxnight February 24, 2015

Health yea!

A phrase used to express affirmation, celebration, or universal agreement related to an event, and associated with any- all areas of health/ wellness. Basically to sum it all up it's another word for hell yeah but with a deeper meaning.

1. I just got engaged with my girlfriend Health yea!
2. I'm getting more money on my next pay check Health yea!

by Tyler.D health May 27, 2017

Health Girl

Female who is confused, Follows her “friends” but dont realize that those are the same ones that are the vipers. Doesnt apply to ALL.

Damn these Health Girls wildn.

by Anonymous Health Viper February 11, 2018

HEALTH FOODIE

A health foodie is anyone who is very passionate about eating healthily. They enjoy trying new healthy foods and avoid junk at all costs.

Brittany: "Have you checked out Sprouts Farmers Market yet? I went the other day and they have all kinds of healthy foods to choose from!"
Lisa: "Not yet, but I drove past it the other day."
Brittany: "You know me, I'm always looking for more places that have health foods so I had to check it out. I'm such a health foodie!"

by BabyBlue070 March 2, 2018

Healthy Shot

A shot or glass of water typically following a long night of drinking.

“Aye everyone take a healthy shot before another round of drinks!”

by itsonlyunknown September 29, 2019