Selective Hearing

SOMEONE WHO'S A FUCKING BITCH AND ONLY ANSWERS TO HIS FUCKING CRUSH, AND YET LADIES STILL LIKE THEM ANYWAYS!

girl : you see that guy over there?
me: oh the one with selective hearing?
girl: *smiles*

by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017

Dry heaving

When somethin stanky

*dry heaving cat*

by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

Turtle Heading

When you lightly push your anus to see if what is coming is just a fart but then you realize it's actually a poop and the tip of the turd begins to come out just like a turtle sticks its head out of its shell to check its surroundings.

Emma: Damn I thought I just had to fart but when I was turtle heading I stained my underwear.
Emily: I told you not to push that hard, now we have to buy you new undies!

by Paytonglaser April 12, 2017

heading south

while giving oral sex to your partner you start licking their asshole

she was heading south on me

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

dry hating

Hatin' so hard your mouth becomes dry.

Man when someone comes up, all you do is dry hating. Feels like the desert in this bitch.

by Freaky Dave December 19, 2007

hearing aid

The sexual act of repeatedly thrusting a penis through the gauge of a female's ear.

"Hey chuck, i can't hear you. Would you mind getting my 'hearing aid'?"

"No problem honey."

by Chucko Okcuhc March 27, 2009

bobble heading

In the act of extreme drunken sex the person on top is riding you so hard your head is bobbing like a bobble head while trying to keep conscious.

Jay: My neck is killing me

Justin: Why?
Jay: I went over Alyssa's house an it ended up being bobble heading night.

by Jason Gracia May 17, 2014