Skip to main content

Handsome Sleep

The male equivalent of Beauty Sleep for women.
My Girlfriend: "I have class on Saturday until 12:30"
Me: "Okay, I'll catch up on my Handsome Sleep then as I have the day off"
by izcool August 19, 2010
mugGet the Handsome Sleep mug.

Teesside Handshake

Headbutting someone in the nose upon meeting them.
He didn't like the look on his face, so he gave him a Teesside handshake when he came closer.
by SmoggieSmoggie January 2, 2009
mugGet the Teesside Handshake mug.

Tooting Handshake

A friendly greeting, given by motorists to passers by. It is given in the form of dangling a flaccid penis from a car window, and swerving close to a pedestian so that it slaps them in the face.

Popularised in the Tooting area of London, it is now something of a local tradition.

Best carried out while the car is moving, in case a quick getaway is needed.
"That jogger looks like she needs some encouragement, wind down the window and I'll give her a Tooting Handshake as we go past"
by adamandfiona January 24, 2010
mugGet the Tooting Handshake mug.

speed bag scissor hands

One of the most talented Speed Baggers in the world.... him the SCISSOR HAND Salute and he will give ya a tee shirt.
Adam Solomon Is SBSH, Speed Bag Scissor Hands, comedian, actor, celebrity, superstar and entertainer extraordinare.
by Speed bag affliction April 15, 2010
mugGet the speed bag scissor hands mug.

hands down

1. Used when talking about whether something is easily the best.

2. When a team or a player of any sport wins something with very little effort/easily
1. Shigeru Miyamoto is hands down the best game designer ever.

2. The Yankees would beat the Red Sox hands down.
by Kinan Eldari July 26, 2008
mugGet the hands down mug.

Two Left Hands

Similar to being ambidextrous, but instead of having another good hand, you have one less good hand: you have no good hands, and are incredibly clumsy as a result.
Benn: Dude, don't throw the ball to Dave he has two left hands!

Benn: Damn it Ron, you dropped the entire bag of popcorn.
Ron: Sorry man, I got two left hands.
by BennduR July 11, 2010
mugGet the Two Left Hands mug.

slap hands

A term from the movie The Waterboy when Bobby Boucher gives or asks for a high five

Also can be used when you give or ask for a high five

*note* when said must be said with a hard lisp
*Guy 1* Hey! SLAP HANDS! *puts up hand for high five*

*Guy 2* SLAP HANDS! *high fives hand*
by Soberburnout July 27, 2009
mugGet the slap hands mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email