Rock star handjob

The process of administering a handjob while wearing awesome sunglasses.

Jessica walked into the room wearing her awesome sunglasses and administered a rock star handjob

by Jessieka May 29, 2013

two million dollar handjob

When a woman uses her two breasts to give the most sensational handjob ever

Rick: My wife just gave me a two million dollar handjob

Dan:My wife and I tried anal! :D

Rick: Gross.

by BestPseudonym March 21, 2014

lullaby and a handjob

When a strange woman sings "Killing me Softly" in a man's ear whilst proceeding to wank him off like the clappers forcing him to simultaneously experience a cum explosion or a very severe cum clot and fall into a traumatic deep sleep from which he may never wake.

Jenny gave Jack the best "Lullaby and a handjob" the other night after losing a hand at dingleberry circus roll along. Now he will sleep for weeks without any gambling worries.

by Baitconversation906 January 27, 2017

Golf Grip Handjob

The act of an individual giving a handjob using two hands while interlocking the pointer finger of one hand and the pinky finger of the other creating the same grip used when swinging a golf club.

"Everett bro you won't believe it but that girl I meet at that party last night that only had nine fingers gave me a fat Golf Grip Handjob."

"She locked her left hand pointer finger and right hand pinky finger together and started tuggin' my meat... She used the Golf Grip brotha."

by mcdickpic June 25, 2017

Devil's Handjob

Forgetting to wipe your hands and touching your dick in the bathroom after eating hot wings.

Did you hear about Frank? Gave himself

a Devil's Handjob after eating wings after the game!!

by CamGuy41 July 27, 2019

all american handjob

when you paint your dick red, white, and blue then before the paint dries, your put on metal claws to resemble talons of an eagal then then jack off using the wet paint as lube.

dude. Why do you have scars on your dick

90 year old man: back in 1972 me and my friends did the all american handjob, too bad all of them died

by dick flavored ass September 5, 2019

two-minute handjob

When you're driving with your romantic partner and have to stop at a railroad crossing for a train, then the man pulls his penis out and receives a full finished handjob in roughly two minutes, or for however long the train is crossing.

Dick: "Oh look Jane, a train's crossing!"
Jane: "Hey! Nice! You want a two-minute handjob?"
Dick: "Sure babe!"

by realsuperiorP July 29, 2021