Social Media Hostage

You have embraced social media, and are enthusiastically integrating it into your work and personal life. Suddenly you find yourself friended and followed by someone you are unable to comfortably deny. You become a Social Media Hostage when one of these unwanted friends/followers turns into a Facebook Stalker or full-blown Social Media Stalker.

Ann: He friended me on Facebook and followed me on Twitter...and I felt I had to accept. Now he's annoying as hell, and I can't comfortably unfriend or block him.

Amy: I had that happen with a manager at work. I became a Social Media Hostage, and there was nothing I could do about it.

by UrbanDictionaryFox May 10, 2009

release the hostages

(v.) to release a large stool, or series of stools

After eating that burrito, I have to release the hostages.

by Mango January 2, 2003

The Hostage

A depraved sex act that centers around ejaculating in a womans mouth while she is on her knees, then quickly duck taping around her head sealing her mouth shut before she can spit it out. The felony version involves a fake firearm, nondescript location and shaky cameraman.

That fool pulled the hostage last night, she'll never call him back

by The Collectiveish July 29, 2010

Hostess cupcake

the filling of a black woman with a white man's cum.

Damn that white boy did a hostess cupcake to that girl...

by Dan Lisk September 30, 2006

A Hostage Situation

When a couple is on a date and you can tell it's a blind date or guilt induced by how mismatched the pair are. It makes for a really uncomfortable situation.

I went out with Ron because I didn't know he was considering it a date. All night, people kept looking at me funny like it was a hostage situation.
Honesty: "I can't go out with you because it'll look like a hostage situation."

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

Hoster

Term given to middle aged men, who are still single, and only just recently moved out of their parents home or still live at home. Usually work alot and make no time for romance. Not that they can even get girls.

John: "Hey u know Dave from accounting, he's always here working."

Mike: "Yeah I know hes a hoster."

by graysnake February 25, 2008

hostile

A word that apparently people think is slang for for something... when its really not. Hostile has simple meanings:

1. characterized by enmity or ill will

2. very unfavorable to life or growth (hostile conditions)

Ignorant Fool: "Dude why did you hook up with that ugly chick, she was hostile!"

Dude: "She may have been ugly, but she wasn't 'hostile' you fucking moron."

Ignorant Fool: "Woah no need to get hostile man."

by BelligerenceXx September 10, 2010