Homework

Work from school that dogs seem to have an apatite for.

Teacher: Where is your homework?
That one kid: My dog ate it.
Teacher: Yeah like I never heard that one before.

by SomeRandomPersonGuy October 4, 2019

homework

a fucking joke

"Ms. Wiebusch always assigns us homework...it's gonna be a loooonnnggg year."

by ayyeeeeeeebrother October 9, 2019

Homework

v. To consume caffeine or other stimulants

n. a late night, typically with coffee involved

“Did you go to the party last night?”

“No, I was busy doing Homework”

by An Overwatch User October 9, 2019

homework

the way teachers find out how smart your parents are

homework

by flostrich king October 15, 2019

Homework

Hell and somthing you want to feed your dog

the dog ate the homework a shit it out so i turned it in and got detention

by space clod October 16, 2019

Homework

Homework is some fucking dumb shit teachers give to helpless kids to continue the fucking torture of school, even though they are at school for 7 hours the teachers decide nah bitch we want these kids to do more even though we dong check it for 3weeks.

Me: "Hey bitch!"

Anyone else: "Did ya do ya homework this time?

Me : "Lol nah im failing anyway."

by amidgetly October 24, 2019

homework

Hours
Of
My
Evening
Wasted
On
Ridiculous
Knowledge

"Why are you not coming over today?"

"Because I want to die."

"Why?"

"Homework."

by guy who hates school October 29, 2019