Rochester Hills, Michigan

Rochester Hills Michigan.. a peaceful little town in south-east Michigan.. Most Teens In this town go to either Rochester High School.. Stoney Creek High School or Rochester Adams High School.. being a mostly Average mid-western White, Republican, Christian town.. consisting of all the social classes from kids living in the TP to kids in the fancy houses on the north side of town.. at times things can get a little awkward.. trouble around Rochester Hills is mainly started by pure boredom.. there are few things to do around Rochester Hills.. the list devised of things to do in Rochester

1. Go to the Village Walton .blvd and Adams .Rd
2. Go Downtown
3. Do drugs

4. Have Sex
5. kill time with self mutilation or yourself with suicide
6. X-BOX video games in general

6 things to do... Pity..

Let's go to Rochester Hills, Michigan I need to be bored!

by Tokin'Owlman November 2, 2010

The Hills

Wealthy, upperclass, suburban area marked by large properties, larger houses, and sometimes even larger populations of jews. The local police force will usually have nothing better to do than break up high school parties, and the local high schoolers will usually have nothing better to do than spend their parents' money on copius amounts of marijuana and smirinof twist. Keep your eyes open for a high ratio of Starbucks to 7-11s, and an almost unsettling shortage of blacks. Mexicans are right out.

"There were a lot of parties in the hills that night, so I grabbed my pink northface and my prada purse and waited in my foyer for Rebecca to pick my up in her Land Rover."

by Beaver Posse April 20, 2006

Hitler Nibbler

Find a willing Male with a uncircumsized penis in Germany and slowly nible away the foreskin until they reach a full climax

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by MrSexBaller69 November 17, 2011

Hitlerarious

A super funny joke, which is super funny because it is terribly inappropriate.

Saying to a women's rights group: "you gals are super fucking cunty" is hitlerarious

by Harry cock September 21, 2012

Northwood Hills

Slums of Northwood

Pete: Where are the slums of Northwood?

Katie: That would be Northwood Hills!

by northwoodhills February 23, 2009

Half-Hitler

A complex action that involves subterfuge (stealing your bro's beer) physical dexterity (shoving said bottle down the back of your pants) and malicious intentions (the twist/rubbing of the bottle top across good old Mr.Taint). Replace the beer to the original location, sit back, then enjoy the satisfaction that can only come from a job well done.

The looming threat of a Half-Hitler is a very effective tool in the ongoing struggle against people drinking too much and acting like an ass.

by NumbaOneSon January 19, 2009

The Hitler Channel

Sometimes the TLC or the History Channel will have World War 2 marathon weekend or have sizable block of time during the day devoted to WW2. When that happens, there is usually a ton of stuff on Hitler or Hitler related topics. The History Channel then turns into the Hitler Channel.

I was watching the History channel and they had a ton of crap on World War 2 and Adolf Hitler. There times I feel like they should call TLC the Hitler Channel.

by Paul Della Valle November 2, 2004