Paris Hilton Defence

A lame excuse to get out of something you said that you'd
do, but can no longer be bothered doing, such as donating
a large amount of money to a charity, doing jail time...

AKA: Paris Hilton Defense (US spelling)

"I promised to help my friend move house, but I just went with
the Paris Hilton Defence."

by ChrisGrrrr July 1, 2007

paris hilton

a woman who sounds like she has a mouth full of nigga grease.

Paris: "that's hawt."

by anonymous March 2, 2005

Paris Hilton

Ugly walking stick with no ass,tits,face or respect for herself.

Yikes!!!!!

She's not rich and beautiful she's rich and Fugly. and has nothing to be jellous of.

Look at them bones: She's a paris Hilton.
Walking corpse

by Pokey December 17, 2003

paris hilton

1. (noun) A mystery, puzzle or conundrum. Something well know for no apparent reason (that's the conundrum).

2. Living proof that inheritance taxes and income taxes for the rich aren't anywhere near as high as they should be.

Paris Hilton is famous. Why?

by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 2, 2006

Hilton Head Coffee

Jim Beam poured into a coffee mug; similar to a road soda.

Hey, let's grab some Hilton Head Coffees for the ride to the golf course.

by Narguts2010 June 19, 2010

Hilto

the hilt of a man's penis

Tommy rubs his hilto while jerking off

by Stalo2.0 May 5, 2020

Midwestern Hilter Apple Cider 360 Surprise

The act of time traveling to the year Hitler was born wearing a tuxedo that is too small. You then must kidnap baby Hitler and raise him as your own son. After years of caring for the child, you develop an attachment to him. You love your son, Hitler. On Hitler's 9th Birthday you get him an indigo blender. You convince Hitler to make apple cider using only green apples. While Hitler is blending the green apples you take his head and shove it into the blender, killing him slowly. Take the blender and time travel back to present time and fly to Minnesota. Walk into McDonald's with a tv you bought from across the street, and drink the apple cider while watching Family Feud.

Midwestern Hilter Apple Cider 360 Surprise

by RonRonson69 January 18, 2020