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Halloween wank

The spooky scary sticky substance that is in preparation for the worst month of your life
Chad 1: yo, how was your Halloween wank bro?

Chad 2: DONT SAY THE 'W' WORD TILL DECEMBER OR SANTA WILL BITE OFF YOUR COCK
by 3SGZ_OLLIE_C_1 October 31, 2020
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Halloween

Something that we didn't have in the year 2020
Person 1: '' Oi mate, Halloween is canceled this year due to the C-word''
Person 2: '' Are you f***ing kidding me, mate !!''
by THEREX November 4, 2020
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Halloween

The one night of the year you can take lollies from strangers.
Hey kids want some candy,”

I guess it is Halloween soo”
by B1g4A55 October 14, 2020
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Halloween

A holiday celebrated on oct 31st.

It is a day where kids go trick-or-treating for candy at peoples houses.
I got a lot of candy on Halloween.
by like all my definitions! October 19, 2020
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Halloween candy

Something you can get if you go into the pedophiles basement on the amazing holiday we call hallo motherfuckin ween!
Want some Halloween candy? Your cute, you should take off your shirt!
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023
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Halloween

A kick ass holiday that's a ton of fun. People of all ages enjoy it and celebrate it unless they're lame or a scaredy cat.

Festivities usually kick off around 5:30 pm, which is when most adults get home from work if it's a weekday, and usually last until the early hours of the following morning unless the following morning is a weekday, in which case the festivities will end at midnight so working adults and school aged children can get some sleep. Costumes or festive t-shirts are normally worn, houses are decorated with an assortment of items designed to be scary, candy is passed out to children between the ages of 0 to 18, and alcohol is consumed en masse by teens and adults. Parties, pranks, and crime are commonplace depending on where you live. If dealing with people isn't your thing, just pour yourself something strong and watch a scary movie.

Common Halloween costumes:

Ghosts
Witches
Vampires
Zombies
Mummies
Skeletons
Werewolves
Jason Voorhees
Ghostface
Freddy Kruger
Micheal Myers
Leatherface
Yeah, my boyfriend is dressing up as Dracula for Halloween, so I'm going to dress up as a vampire bride.
by Failurebitch June 22, 2023
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it's time for halloween

don't come to my house or else i'll suck you dick
haha i mean blood, "suck your blood" (it's time for halloween)
by Otto Von Vinterhjelm October 18, 2023
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