groglet

A non specific object or entity

similar to widget

Pass me that groglet

by KIIgore March 11, 2008

grognostic

the awareness of a person's enviroment, surroundings, situation while under the influence of alcohol

playing a game while "grognostic"" gives a sense of reality vs reality and i think this is an apt word

i had 16 drinks but was grognostic of where i was siiting

by Griblett February 5, 2010

groggleknobbler

Someone who wakes up a guy by giving him a blowjob

Girl 1: "I woke up Timmy this morning in a very pleasurable fashion"

Girl 2: "You're such a groggleknobbler!"

by pirate_wendy March 31, 2010

grogsting

(Verb): Attempt at sexting while drunk or otherwise unable to make sense. Generally results in hilarious texts and possible facepalm after recovery.
"Less hot, less coherent and with more spelling mistakes than sexting"

Bro #1: Hey dude, check out this text "Mm, I kinda want a banana right now..."
Bro #2: Sounds hot, she totally wants it, why are you even here?!
Bro #1: Wait, it gets better, "...or some sliced peaches..." and then doesn't reply!
Bro #2: She must have been grogsting after the party! Show these to her in the morning, it'll be hilarious!

by GrammarHulk July 15, 2013

grogloin

Urinating in your underwear while under the influence of alcohol.

"Gee wizz, your undies stink mate!" "One word: grogloin."
piss wet pants drunk

by PineAssassin May 20, 2016

GROGAN

When you smell something fishy

1: oh there is some grogan going around

by SHERKED March 11, 2017

grogly

1. When someone is described as incredibly ugly and gross. They look like ogres. Or even act like ogres it's so ugly to look at?

Person A: OMG that girl is so grogly
Person B: Dafuq is that???
Person A: They together look gross and ugly ewwwwww
Person C&B: Agreed she's so grogly to look at how can someone call her pretty?

by Kim.Doge_un May 26, 2017