knob gobbler

some hore who sucks knobs 24/7

girl1: i gave this guy head 3 times yesterday
girl2: your such a knob gobbler

by spicycurry27 June 20, 2011

gribbler

A particularly smelly breed of crusty hippy / new age drop out. Defined by long dread locks and hemp clothes.

'eurgh it smells like gribblers in here'

by Tinker September 28, 2004

GOOP GOBBLER

A hooker who loves to taste and swallow man juice.

This girl my friends and i ran through was a goop gobbler

by R. Dangler April 30, 2003

cooter gobbler

A person who performs oral sex on a girl, in a turkey like fashion (noises etc)

The noises she made when eating out her lesbian lover qualified her as a cooter gobbler.

by Johsua Newkirk September 2, 2006

cock-gobbler

When someone is slurring their words together or mumbling and you can't understand what they are saying.

"I can't understand you, quit cock-gobbling."

by B Hill & Big D April 25, 2004

The Gobbler

Step 1: Find your unsuspecting victim in a distracted state.
Step 2: Pull your dick and balls back between your legs.
Step 3: Clinch your legs together to secure your junk.
Step 4: Lean over at the waist.
Step 5: Call your victim.
Step 6: Jump up and down with your arms flapping yelling "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!"

I was doing the dishes and the next thing I know I'm staring at this floppy cock bouncing in front of my face, HOLY GOSH I JUST WANTED TO LICK IT!

Sincerely,
The Gobbler

by mrvao March 10, 2008

cock gobbler

A tremendous jack ass, one who routinely engages in jerk offish behavior or antics despite their knowing the jerk offish nature of said behavior or antics.

One who repeatedly offends the sensibilities of decency and non-assholery.

Nah Brocephus, it's just because he's a cock gobbler.

by Reeces monkey December 16, 2010