Cutting my grass

When a person, whether they're your friend or not, tunes or tries to chat up the person you're trying to tune or chat up and steal them from you.

Dude, stop talking to Katie, you're cutting my grass!

haha, I've been talking to Jack a lot recently, I'm so cutting Jen's grass.

by jfd ksm October 30, 2011

grass

grass is marijuana, here there and everywhere.

grass grass grassias a la tierra

by nena_nena April 25, 2006

Grasso Tech

Grasso Tech is a shitty pseudo upper-class high-school in Groton. Kids from middle schools around the state flock here pretending they have better futures ahead of them. It's actually full of wannabe gangsters, tryhard gangsters, and 2 Asians. (EDIT: 3 Asians. I'm serious)

That kid over there looks like he just ate a bag of dicks; yeah, he probably goes to Grasso Tech.

by Effrummann January 10, 2011

Please touch grass

It’s a phrase you use to attack people for being weirdos that give off the vibe that they barely leave their house. Specially anime fans that are down bad for children when the hot adult characters are right there. Commonly used on TikTok

“Hey did you see the new jujutsu kaisen episode? Megumi is so hot!”

“Please touch grass.”

by nobara February 12, 2021

grass cutter

one who steals their friends ex-boyfriends, when the friend still isnt over them

mary is the biggest grass cutter. she was totally hitting on john who she knows im still not over him

by srbby January 3, 2008

Ass Is Grass

Quote from "Stand By Me" (1986)
When Chris (River Phoenix) and his 3 friends find the lost dead body of a 12 year old boy, he stands up for the body against the local bad-asses. Including his older brother.
"Ass is Grass" is said while they are all in the woods fighting for whose gang gets to claim they found the body.

Charlie: We found him first!
Teddy: Oh yeah, Vern told us how you found him. (mocking tone) 'Oh Billy! I think I just turned my Fruit-Of-The-looms into a fudge Factory!"
Charlie: Thats it! Your ass is grass!

by lovestandbyme April 26, 2010

Grassi

The queen of all existence. A slayer of men, women and all those in between

Hot damn mitch grassi slays my life

by Hotdamnmitchy April 4, 2017