One day I, Aaron, came home from taco bell and my wife, Valerie came up to me after i walked into the door and she whispered in my ear that she was so fucking horny. So i threw her on the hard wood floor, then we proceeded to undress each other then she put my trick or treat stick in her pudding basket. then i thrusted it in and out and made her baby cannon moist and slippery, while she screamed i smacked her in the face, but not to hard. Then my slime volcano began to erupt baby yogurt so i took it and spread it all on her lower back. then she licked the rest off. but she took the grape vine and rubbed it on her milk machines. The End.
by valerie nofzinger June 24, 2012
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itz that drank thats served cold in hotlanta. could be served by tha jug. ex. jugga-drank
how to make - 1 cup of drank, 1 jolly rancher, some st. ives body wash (only in that purple stuff.. nah mean?)
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