My dad just spent two hours looking for his keys that were in his hand the whole time, then celebrated finding them by taking us for ice cream. You can't get more Graham Weston than that.
Dad walked into the kitchen, opened six different cabinets looking for a bowl that was sitting right in front of him on the counter, then declared he was 'just testing us.' Classic Graham Weston reconnaissance mission.
He promised to follow a recipe 'to the letter' then proceeded to substitute half the ingredients with 'whatever we had lying around,' created a small kitchen fire, and still somehow made the best dinner ever. That's the Graham Weston culinary experience for you.
Dad walked into the kitchen, opened six different cabinets looking for a bowl that was sitting right in front of him on the counter, then declared he was 'just testing us.' Classic Graham Weston reconnaissance mission.
He promised to follow a recipe 'to the letter' then proceeded to substitute half the ingredients with 'whatever we had lying around,' created a small kitchen fire, and still somehow made the best dinner ever. That's the Graham Weston culinary experience for you.
by theanonymousplatypus February 27, 2025
Prolific concert promoter active in the San Francisco Bay area from the 1960s to the early 1990s
Graham was instrumental in putting venues such as winterland and the fillmore on the map. In later years he oversaw the development of the shoreline amphitheater in mountain view ca which gave the south bay a premier outdoor concert venue
His company was called "Bill Graham presents". Tragically Bill Graham was killed in a helicopter crash on October 25th 1991 in a set of power lines west of vallejo california. He was returning from a huey lewis concert in Concord. California
Graham was instrumental in putting venues such as winterland and the fillmore on the map. In later years he oversaw the development of the shoreline amphitheater in mountain view ca which gave the south bay a premier outdoor concert venue
His company was called "Bill Graham presents". Tragically Bill Graham was killed in a helicopter crash on October 25th 1991 in a set of power lines west of vallejo california. He was returning from a huey lewis concert in Concord. California
by 4realazitgits April 02, 2021
by 13anon37 December 10, 2016
Pure bangimg ganja of mythical proportions that has never been smoked due to how much of a pot head bastard graham is cuz the cunt puffed it all
Have you had Graham's maw's pollen
by Fuck kettle May 17, 2019
by #RayofSunshine February 07, 2022
Person 1: I do say, I do say that I am flabbergasted, FLABBERGASTED, that you will not shove this 8 inch dildo up my ass. In all my years in this relationship, I have never seen such a blatant example of self-serving grandstanding.
Person 2: Quit being a Graham cracker and take this 12 inch one.
Person 1: Hmmm.
Person 2: Quit being a Graham cracker and take this 12 inch one.
Person 1: Hmmm.
by Writing Hard March 24, 2022
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