evil goose

At every park, there's one. The goose that will not move, and constantly squawks at you. It often has a possy of other mean looking geese that follow it around, also squawking at you. Don't try to come up to the goose, or you will get squawked at, chased, and possibly bitten. It is quite a scary thing.

The innocent little girl walked up to the evil goose and it chased her away and bit her hand.

by bewareofevilgeese January 1, 2007

Goose Butter

Is the accumulation of vaginal fluid and Anal discharge after an often sweaty day resulting in soiled garments and massive feminine aroma. P.S The aroma can be smelled threw thin pants

As a child on the crowded train, I was unintentionally smothered in goose butter by a woman with yoga pants.

by Don Menna March 7, 2017

goose noose

Alternate name for plastic rings on a six-pack of beer.

Please cut up that goose noose, before throwing it into the ocean. They are know to choke animals.

by DAVID BESEMER April 30, 2008

Goose Drive

When the person in the passenger seat steers the car with both hands while the driver accelerates.

Me and my girlfriend tried to goose drive, but we almost crashed into a tree as we left Rhode Island.

by Cow_Fluid December 9, 2021

Goose bulbs

When someone lights up a Christmas tree when something that a 1D fan has done is very bad

She’s done something so bad it gave be goose bulbs

by by a directioner :) September 30, 2020

goose excuse

A quick intelligent excuse for "accidently" touching some one's private parts on purpose as you walk by them.

"I'm so sorry, my hand has a mind of its own" was his goose excuse.

He got his face slapped because she didn't buy his goose excuse for the third time.

by Handle This July 13, 2014

groping the goose

Slang for a male masturbating or grabbing his dick

Random guy: my dicks raw after I was groping the goose

by gooser94 January 11, 2014