gooning

the weirdest thing since 1996. a form of masturbation that involves maintaining sexual arousal without reaching orgasm for a long period of time, resulting in a hypnotic, intoxicated state. people who do this are called gooners or goons.

gooner (weirdo): yo i just finished gooning for the past 30 minutes
normal human: you're weird

by jermaineee January 17, 2024

gowlinging

To take a sub-optimal situation and make it considerably worse, despite your best efforts, through utter ineptitude.

My boss asked me to sort out the problems in the sales department but I have been completely gowlinging it and now the business is closing down.

by Concerned of Darlo January 20, 2024

gooning

need this :100:

i needed this gooning sesh -drake

by hmmmmmmslayyateitup January 22, 2024

Goosing

a dramatic way to describe a strong hunger

"oo man I'm really goosing for a buttery jack from jack in the box" said a dramatically hungry Ted

a overly dramatic/fun way to say "im fucking hungry" without actually saying it

by icreatedsept8th2022 January 22, 2024

Gooning

When sam is being an annoying little b*tch, which is all the time

Sam stop gooning

by boolin.bob January 24, 2024

Gooning

Similar to DMT (Deep Masturbational Trance) Gooning is a mental state where as edging is a physical state

(not to be confused with the drug DMT)

I was gooning all night dude it was similar to that DMT we did last summer

by Gronkitis January 24, 2024

Gooking

When someone is up for days on meth and seeing things that aren't there.

Barry is gooking again, seeing shadow people on his house..

by DevilsLittleSister January 25, 2024