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Do I look like Google

When someone asks you a question that you don't feel like or have the time to answer
Jess: What are the three houses of our government?
Erik: Do I look like Google?!
by diver1273 October 15, 2011
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is this Google?

"hey, is this Google?"

"No, this is Urban Dictionary."
by Catakuri April 13, 2021
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Google It Bitch

A phrase used to convey to another person to stop wasting your time with stupid questions that neither party knows the answer to and find out on your own.
by Kevin Cornwell May 19, 2007
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Search Google or type a URL

I searched this up and it came up with the urban dictionary so I made this. And also you are bored if you searched this up.
by Mr_Man917 November 19, 2019
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Google bomb

1. (n) a collaboration of web pages which use a common phrase in the names of hyperlinks to the same address for the explicit purpose of making that address appear at the top of the list when that phrase is typed into a Google search engine. (This phenomenon is unique to Google since most other search engines don't include text from hyperlinks in their databases.)

2. (v) (-ed,-ing) to conspire with other web page authors to create a Google bomb by agreeing on the search phrase and victim site
The most famous Google bomb can be triggered by searching for "miserable failure". As of 1/8/04, the White House biography of George W. Bush is still at top of the list. Some counterstrikes have been made on Jimmy Carter's bio and Michael Moore's website, which now appear second and third respectively.
by BeardedFatass January 7, 2004
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Google+

Google+ is bad, the new comment system requires a Google+ account to be linked to your Youtube channel, comments don't appear chronologically and is completely disorganized and would confuse to person as they try to find their desired comment, even worse is the spam that bombarded the comment sections, people would create accounts to disguise themselves as Hitler, Jesus, Obama, etc. and now that ascii art is allowed, many of the people would spam swastika's and dicks all over the comment sections, many of them is about bob building an army that is against Google+, even worse is that the new comment system doesn't have a limit for characters, which means that when you click "expand this comment" it is very inconvenient and time consuming to collapse it sometimes, even worse is when you click it, the link directs you to a screamer or a virus making this site appear more dangerous than the Yungas Road, The video "meet the new youtube comments" has more dislikes the likes on the Ratio, and the fact that it claims "Youtube comments just got better" is a lie, The spam and the offensive comments makes it way worse and unsatisfying, the new changes drives many people to delete their Youtube accounts and migrate to Vimeo, The youtube co-founder "Jawed Karim" is also against this update, in his first youtube comment in 8 years, the comment says "why the fuck do I need a Google+ account to comment+".
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by BetterSkatez November 29, 2013
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google hoe

Prefering to use google for everything, even when there is an alternative.
Tony, google maps doesn't even have the new bypass, so the directions are all wrong, why do you insist on using it. You're such a google hoe.
by mystic pawn October 22, 2006
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