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goals

When your best friend is going to marry but your friends and you are poor so the party before getting marry are all of your friends with a d**k in the head and d**k balloons singing in the street lights on by shawn mendes
My party before getting marry is going to be goals I'm going to wear a d**k in my head and sing shawn mendes songs in the middle of the night with my best friends
by la payne October 15, 2017
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Own goal

Changing your own news descriptor from “alleged rapist” to “actual rapist”.
The verdict on actual rapist, Bruce Lehrmann’s two counts of rape in Toowoomba, Queensland have yet to be passed down. (Example for “own goal”)
by grimjimslim April 15, 2024
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field goal post

what happens when there is one person getting perryed from both sides. Much like the eifel tower, the end result of the field goal post looks like a field goal post
We made a field goal post last night and now i can't hear
by Yeah Tone January 6, 2008
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potato goals

 potato goals is a being who superior. possibly a queen. Anyone with a ship name is automatically in "potato goals"

Ex.-'Jaron'

that not only being a potato queen makes you potato goals but being a potato captain as well
"Did you see Jaron & Mags over there? They are literally 'Potato Goals'."
by potato.goals October 15, 2015
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Anti goals

This microwave is below the national average and keeps my food lukewarm, that’s anti goals
by Shaniq Harris April 23, 2025
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What relationship goals really are

Those 'relationship goals' posts you see everywhere, do you think that really happens?

No.
Lilly: I fucking hate you, you're such a gross slut

Kate: no you're the gross slut

Lilly: lol we're such real relationship goals kally.

Kate: I know lolol this is what relationship goals really are like
by Minyoongisbulgw July 24, 2016
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shark couple goals

When a couple mimics the behavior of sharks with each other. For example, at the end of a long day when they are sleepy and play the sleepy shark. Or when they want to surprise the other one, and play the surprise shark.
by surprise shark October 19, 2024
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