Hans gnarly 

The act of shitting inside a friends (or enemies) pillow case, then hitting them with it.

Dude, Mike pissed me off so I gave him a hans gnarly

Hans gnarly by castlebravo September 21, 2011

shock gnarly dank 

when something is really rad or makes you so happy you just want to scream that it's awesome

That wave i just caught was so shock gnarly dank bro!!!

shock gnarly dank by swagboy15 June 13, 2017

Mississippi Gnarly

A sexual act which leaves its victims either dead, or at minimum, with cripling retardation. In one documented case, a man was left with no memory of who he was, the only words he could summon from his lips (with a great studder) where "Mississippi gnarly" like a sad version of "Groot" or "Hordor". Scientist die each year researching the enchanting act of the Mississippi Gnarly. Researchers have found (after years of research) that the origin of the act was developed in Mississippi. However further evidence points toward the creation of the Mississippi Gnarly occurring on a bedroom floor in eastern Virginia.

"You dont want to get a piece of this, the last man that slept with me got a Mississippi Gnarly"

Mississippi Gnarly by Konnie May 7, 2019

Kicking Gnarly 

An exclamation of joy, normally with an added surfer accent.

Guy Uno: My word just got accepted on Urban Dictionary!
Guy Dos: That’s Kicking Gnarly bro!

Kicking Gnarly by kinnersk July 12, 2019

Bob Gnarly

1. That guy who made the song "Crazy"
2. To bullshit your way out of being the butt of a joke

1. "Hvem var det nu som lavede Crazy?" - "dEt Er BoB gNarLy!!"
2. "Haha det var en del af jokeeen haha" - "Du kan ikke Bob Gnarly dig ud af denne her Frede"

Bob Gnarly by JawnsonFlaskPatron September 13, 2019

Charlie Gnarlie 

The distant cousin of the grog-bog. The Charlie Gnarlie is the action of dropping the kids off at the pool. Unlike the grog-bog the Charlie Gnarlie is induced by the consumption of a white powder that goes by the name Charles.

I just had the meanest Charlie Gnarlie, I wouldn't go in there!

Charlie Gnarlie by Constable Wang November 20, 2021

Brown Gnarly

When an individual makes a 'Shaka' hand sign while two of any combination of male & female have either one of the pinky or the thumb from the individual doing the 'Shaka' sign inserted into their anus at the same time, the individual doing the 'Shaka' sign then says "Alright, Gnarly' while the two with the two digits in their anus high five each other.

"I threw down a pretty decent Brown Gnarly last night after a threesome with these two birds last night"

"Honestly, there is no way better to finish off a good old Ménage à trois than throwing in an impromptu 'Brown Gnarly' at the death"

Brown Gnarly by BigPow August 1, 2025