Garrett

Too many r's and too many t's

Damn bro why is Garrett's name so long.

I don't know man. There's too many r's and too many t's.

by Garet not garrett October 8, 2021

garrett

Garrett is the type of guy to cum in you and leave. Never trust a Garrett. He also is the type of guy to have a twin.

Garrett used my pussy and never spoke to me again

by anonymous nalle April 4, 2022

Garrett

has gonnoreah bad... but loves his danny devito

danny devito: ur hot but u have reah
Garrett: shit my bad

by dannydevitolover February 16, 2019

Garrett lowery

A guy who’s raped girls he also can never keep a steady relationship and also is a man hoe

Dang That guy is such a garrett lowery

by Tripxx_emma November 12, 2019

Garrett

Garrett is a person that will treat you sweet and nice at first, but later stab you in the back. They're addicted to porn, lying, and sexting. They can get hard anywhere and love to masturbate; especially when they're feeling horny. They're not nearly attractive as other boys and play Minecraft like losers. They're not worth you're time, and chances are they're going to break up with over text rather than over phone, especially if you guys have been dating for a long time.

Juliana: "You're dating Garrett, right?
Stacie: "Yeah, why?"
Juliana: "Garrett's only using you for pleasure Stacie."
Stacie: "Yikes..I'm going to break up with Garrett then."

by justtellingthetruth36 June 15, 2019

Garrett Effect

When whatever your thinking happens or is spoken out loud or appears on a TV/video etc.

*someone sings a song that you were thinking of*

You: “Woah! Garrett Effect.”

by Ggccll August 9, 2018

Garrett Michaud

The alias Clinton Garrett Michaud uses when he creates no profiles on dating apps, social media or app accounts to hide the fact that he is cheang on his girlfriend and using the internet to troll, hook up with his exes and meet new girls. Not to be confused with Clint Garrett, clinton Garrett, clint michaud or any other variations of the combination of names.

Meghan knew who the friend request was from when she saw the name Garrett Michaud on it.

"she'll never catch me on facebook under the name Garrett Michaud," said clint smuggly

by DaMamaNasty May 28, 2022