Penis gobbler

The SweetTarts ropes that you get at movie theaters

I wish movie theaters didn’t jack up their prices so much so I could afford to buy penis gobblers.

by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022

Cracker Gobbler

I. Someone that only eats dried cum.

II. Someone who talks so much smack so you call them a "cracker gobbler" but they dont understand.

Get a load of this cracker gobbler aye

by Ultimate Cracker Gobbler May 29, 2018

Glizzy Gobbler

Someone who really likes to eat hotdogs

"God, (name) is such a Glizzy Gobbler!"
"No way."

by MandyTheRando August 25, 2022

nobb gobbler

A female midget that sucks cock very enthusiastically for her own pleasure.

My wife surprised me last night with a very talented nobb gobbler for my birthday. Made my toes curl, was just the right height to hold my beer, and left a very considerable but appropriate amount of slobber dripping from my balls.

by Pro-Gobbler March 19, 2017

guacamole gobbler

Usually defines Mexicans in video games who "server hop" to give them a ping advantage.

"Dude I can't hit the laggy fucker, stupid ass fucking guacamole gobblers server hopping"

by FootsieRoll November 24, 2021

hob gobbler

someone who lives in a hob and gobbles

josh is such a hob gobbler

by T.C. November 24, 2003

knob gobbler

One who is used solely to preform oral sex.

I got my big booty hoe, i got my white girl, and i got my knob gobbler.

by Milton H. November 12, 2008