gaper

the combination of a geek and a jerk.

That dungeon and dragon dude just flipped me the bird

by eglet December 4, 2003

Gasperation

The feeling a tea enthusiast gets when he or she needs a cup of tea but there's only cheap supermarket dust in the cupboard. You drink it anyway.

Despite not having his favourite tea at the office, John went for a vending machine tea out of pure gasperation.

by _TeaClub_ June 19, 2016

Gasperm

A person who is deeply obsessed with jacking off.

I’m a gasperm.

by Chicus ricus March 17, 2024

gaspede

shocking happenings, outrageous

What gaspede is this!

by Dalei and Izzy November 16, 2007

gasporados

the gasporados derives from the german term zweifelhaft. An old mythical creature, the gasporados has known to annihilate rafts of humans and animals (noahs ark). Don't be scared, this creature does not exist, as mankind merked them with guns.

yo gui that gasporados just slayed those infants!

by chief finacial officer June 2, 2008

gasterflabbered

when someone is so overwhelmed they aren't even the correct term of flabbergasted

Bruh, I'm so gasterflabbered. This term paper is too much work!

by goodgollygosh April 7, 2015

Gayper

"Gay paper." Queer-community-insider term for the paper produced created when a member of the queer community (aka a gay person) takes advantage of the open-ended nature of academic assignments and writes a paper about - guess what - something gay. This can be a paper examining a character's homosexual inclinations, the author's secret gay agenda, or the fluid nature of sexuality and gender as given in the novel.

"We can write this Humanities Colloquium essay on whatever we want?! Sappho x Odyssey Gayper, here I come."

by pseuedonym March 10, 2017