Taxpayer Funds Money Launderer

Anyone who creates a bullshit company that doesn't do anything but gets tons of government grants and subsidies because they fuck guys in high places.

I wonder which taxpayer funds money launderer is going to benefit from my hard work today!

by Publius0987 August 8, 2025

Fund of Funds

Ariel Fund of her family of Funds.

I achieve the largest benefits from this Fund of Funds.

by Peanutbutterjelly143 October 28, 2010

American Frozen Funstick

A red white and blue dildo that is frozen that is later used for anal stimulation.

Casey loved it when i showed her my American frozen funstick, she even tried it herself.

by RNBWkitty July 12, 2016

ifb no fonts

This means “I follow back no fonts.” When people write “no fonts,” they mean no fonts in someone’s bio. Together, this sentence means “I follow people back after they follow me as long as they don’t have any fonts in their bio or display name. It is important to not have any fonts on your account because it is difficult for people with screen readers to understands the text. This is most commonly used under gain tweets on stan twitter.

Person A: “retweet to find larrie mutuals!”
Person B: “ifb no fonts” *fancam*

by fankyoulove October 24, 2020

Dr. Funshine Carebear

An awesome and adorable bear that everyone loves and does no wrong, Dr. Funshine Carebear is loved by everyone.

Person 1: "Man, I could really use a good friend right now."
Person 2: "You should go see Dr. Funshine Carebear

by addictwithapen28 October 30, 2018

There goes Carl trying to swindle the city out of funds

Someone who attempts by deception usually some legal argument to dishonestly take funds from a city

There goes Carl trying to swindle the city out of funds

by MrYellowTeeth47 April 27, 2024