fucktastrophe

when it's such a catastrophe that you're fucked.

Boyfriend: "How's your day baby?"
Girlfriend: "horrible, a project for this new client is a mess, no one is taking responsibility for it, we are all over the place for deadlines, that it is becoming a fucktastrophe"

by Frizzy Beard June 28, 2012

fucktard

Something, or someone who is "fucked up", and "retarded" at the same time.

Jane: Hey Jim. I'm going to rape and kill your dog.

Jim: Wow Jane. You really are a sick, sick fucktard.

by Fabienne :) April 28, 2008

Fucktardation

The mental state of someone who is a complete fucking idiot.

HOTCREME showed his true fucktardation thinking he could convince me he had a vagina.

RICHARD must think we suffer from fucktardation to believe he actually gets any ass.

Oh the fucktardation that BUTTERMILK'S will kids experience.

Chuck Norris took his fucktardation out on me with his 38 SPECIAL.

by RazziPapa March 1, 2009

Holy Fucktards

Jesus' army

The Holy fucktards marched to war with dicks in their hands.

by eric nyhuz May 25, 2004

Fucktard

Someone who ruins your day or life and seems to not notice or care!!! If someone knows what they have done then they cant be one. Children cannot be Fucktards!! (FACT) Everybody will be a Fucktard once in there life, good thing is you will never know it.

You know a Fucktard.. everybody will. Like when you are walking down the street with your takeaway tea or coffee and someone knocks into you spilling your hot drink all over you and not noticing, thats a Fucktard!! Or when you get into a bath and the phone rings and just as you get there to answer it stops (Fucktard). Just hooverd the carpets and someone walks straight over it with dirty shoes and cant see the problem (Fucktard).

by Maryjane1982 June 11, 2011

fucktard

A compulsive lying sack of shit who, despite a "Mr. Tuff Guy" attitude, uses the internet for sinister purposes in order to use, manipulate and control others for his own social/financial status because, in a direct person to person situation, he is really just a spineless pussy.

General Flagg of the 5th ESB gaming clan is a no good fucktard.

by debtcollector December 11, 2007

fucktastrophy

1. A catastrophy of such a grand scale that the explicit use of the word fuck is required to descride said situation.

2. A bad fucking thing.

1.Jesus Christ! Johnny is going to fuck that drunk fat bitch right in front of his girlfriend. This is a total fucktastrophy.

2. The war on terror has been a total fucktastrophy.

by Michael J. September 28, 2007