FU diary

It’s a fuck you diary or journal or folder or file or binder. It’s a documented, dated log of illegal or inappropriate actions taken by a person, usually a family member, against you. It’s primary use is for documentation to give as evidence to cps or the police that shows the pattern of behavior the person has engaged in towards you or your family. It is a “fuck you” because it contradicts (with photos, emails, and other concrete evidence) their alternate version of events that they have spun into a story for cps or the police.

Take a screen shot of this conversation I had with your mother about our baby. She denies that he has a peanut butter allergy. Then she demands to babysit him alone. We definitely need this for our FU diary. She claims she will call the police on us if we don’t let her have her grand baby.

by mememememememememe August 17, 2021

Underwear-Fu

The martial art of making your underwear last longer. It typically starts with front-to-back, then back-to-front, then inside out, then front-to-back. The process repeats day by day.

"Dude, my underwear lasts twice as long now that I know the art of Underwear-Fu!"

by ThatGuyywithWords May 29, 2016

e-fu

Educational-Fuck up

You are an E-FU.

by Bob1234568 May 14, 2009

Cane Fu

A martial art most often practiced by older women. Most often uses a cane as a weapon. A lot of loose skin and canes flying.

Beatirce Middleton had to employ Cane Fu when the neighbor's dog got surly.

by Dusty's Baby Powder August 19, 2010

Fu Xuan

A short woman who you shouldn’t mess with otherwise you’re doomed. Like who doesn’t love her!

“Oh you know Fu Xuan?”

“Oh yeah. She’s the best the character in Star Rail!”

by Ami 💍 September 5, 2023

fu k

When you try to type fuck but click the space bar and say fu k

Mark: Fu k
John: did you say fu k what the fu k
Mark:...

John:...

by ArcadeButCooler June 28, 2021

Fu-what

When you're singing a song and the word "fuck" is about to come up only to get bleeped and disappoint you.

My Chemical Romance- Blood

(you singing)
A celebrated man amongst the gurneys.

They can fix me proper with a bit of luck.

The doctors and the nurses they adore me so,

But it's really quite alarming cause I'm such an awful *bleep*
(You start screaming)
Fu-WHAT!!! What the fuck was that.

by WritterKnownAsAnonymous July 8, 2010