Frozen Grape

The sexual act of freezing ones testicles with a medical cryogenic unit and then shattering them with a reflex hammer

Heard Greg and his missus had a go at a frozen grape the other night, poor bugger’s bollocks are bruised now

by le scrape March 12, 2020

Frozen Man Syndrom

Slowly dying from lack of warm cuddles.

She hasn't had cuddles in ages. She's dying from "frozen man syndrome"

by Fishman67 June 2, 2020

Frozen and wine

When your offspring can’t stop watching Frozen so you drink the time away. Similar to Net and chill but more parent oriented.

Me and my blessing were watching a movie. Elsa and Anna may be cutesy and fine but imma sit here and just Frozen and wine.

by WTFunny September 18, 2020

Frozen Mitten

Originating in Minnesota, it is when a male jacks off into a mitten and puts the mitten outside so it can freeze overnight. This is in preparation for having a mate over the next night. The cum-filled mitten should be frozen by the time your mate comes over, and it is then used to spank your mate.

Friend 1: Prepare a frozen mitten before your lady comes over for sexy time, don't ya know!
Friend 2: You betcha!

by MinnesotaLoveMaker December 1, 2020

frozen kiss

cum frozen in a condom after a one night stand.

“Yeah we fucked in my car and I forgot about the condom, this morning it was a frozen kiss.”

by poopoopeepeebitchboy March 2, 2021

Frozen II

The sequel of the overrated movie, Frozen!!!! Two Scandinavian girls once again are the main characters and are accompanied by an anthropomorphic reindeer and a talking snow man.

Oh look, Frozen II is showing on HBO!!!!

by Mr.SherlockHolmes February 8, 2021

Frozen Italian

the frozen italian is when you’re significant other takes a brand of italian meats and blends it up and molds it into a meat log freezes it and uses it as a strap-on.

hey hunny you want to get out the “Frozen Italian” tonight?

by she got a rack doe August 6, 2021