Front Butt

a Buttlike Projecting roll of fat having the appearence of an ass on someones front

Look at the front but on that beeyoch

by J H January 10, 2003

front butt

An alternate term for the genitals of a man or woman. It is commonly used during a greeting.

A lesson in greeting:
1. If you are greeting a man, you inquire about his chimpo.
2. If you are greeting a woman, you inquire about her cooter.
3. If you are unsure of the gender of the person you are addressing, or are not familiar enough with the individual, you inquire about his or her front butt.
4. If you are the one being greeted, you simply say "fine," "good," "a little itchy," "bleeding," or "irritated."

Luis: Hello Davo, how is your front butt?
Davo: Quite good, thank you.

by HugeBreasticle March 12, 2005

frontload

drinking any form of alcohol at home prior to hitting the bar scene in order to:

a.)avoid unnecessary partying costs
b.)arrive with a "foreign package"

He had the foresight to frontload before heading out for the night.

by sheila in the car January 28, 2008

frontal atomic wedgie

when the front of your undies are pulled over your head. Hard for this to happen but it does.

I am in 9th grade and my older bro came home. he took me to school and he saw some of his old friends. him and his friends gathered around me and started to give me wedgies. they then stuffed me back into the car and took me home. my mom wasn't home so they called in to say that i was sick. at home they gave me a hanging wedgie, a propeller wedgie, a jock lock wedgie, a shoulder wedgie, a melvin, a mervin, a normal, an atomic, and to top it off they gave me a frontal atomic wedgie!!! damn that hurt and then they started to kick me in the balls! did i mention that my bro is 23 and his friends are 18 and 19. That was the worst time especially the frontal atomic wedgie

by hoaid;falkdsjfpoaeij April 1, 2007

Front Zane

A technique whereby the male forces his hand down the front of a girls pants during an embrace. Usually, this is uninvited and possibly unwanted by the female.

Male 1: That girl is a real slapper, im going to go snog her
Male 2: Give her the Front Zane, she'll be up for it
Male 1: Alright

by Craig (Half of the Taz) November 30, 2006

front runner

Someone who routes for the teams who are doing the best and have won recent championships. They claim they have "always been fans"

John -The Yankees are in first place.
Mike - Yes I no Im a Yankee fan.
John- Since when?
Mike - I've always been.
John - Your such a front runner.

by Metsfan692 November 27, 2006

front butt

When a human is so overweight that their stomach and thigh fat combines to create the appearance of having another butt on the front of the body. Applies only to obese individuals, like back tits.

God damn, I bet when that bitch goes to the bathroom she has to wipe in a half circle!

by Dizzle September 24, 2002