friend 

his the most fucking annoying person but your friend :)

a good person to you like a friend

friend by I fucked your moms pussy October 27, 2020

Friend 

Not everybody you meet in life is your friend, therefore it's unrealistic to think everybody will live together as friends if they never have.

Not everybody is your friend, and there's no good reason to trust somebody who thinks you need to unify with enemies.

Friend by Solid Mantis November 7, 2020

Friend 

A Crackhead person that will stay with you most of your life.

Hey friend, wut up crackhead.

Friend by Among_us November 8, 2020

Friend 

I dont have it

Person:I dont have Friend

Friend by 🚫 🧢ㅤㅤ November 15, 2020

Friend 

Something you do not have.

"Bro, I was with my friends yesterday.."

"Ay yo, what's a friend?"

"Right, you don't have any."

Friend by Pope Francis; Bishop of Rome November 30, 2020

Friend 

A word that people use however they want. Sometimes it means someone you have no romantic interest in, sometimes it does. This word causes a lot of confusion because no one ever knows what the other person means when they say they are "friends" with them.

Beck: "I'm so confused. Dean told me to never leave his side because he'd never leave mine. He talks to me for hours and says super sentimental things all the time. But then he will say that I'm SUCH A GOOD FRIEND! It's driving me crazy. STRAIGHT GUY FRIENDS DON'T SAY STUFF LIKE THIS TO STRAIGHT FEMALE FRIENDS. I feel like a second lead in a drama..."

Friend by Amaralove2 December 1, 2020

Friend 

Someone who you hate with every fucking fiber in your body, but still talk to for some reason.

Mom: Is that your new friend?
Offspring: Yes.
A year later...
Offspring: YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING WHORE YOU SHIT!
Friend: AT LEAST I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH A TEACHER!

Friend by Venus A. December 14, 2020