J-Fresh

Someone who only wears the freshest gear, a true baller.

Josh was lookin fly at the mall the other day in his new threads, he's J-fresh

by Andy Myles August 30, 2007

Fresh corpse

It means you look extremely pale.
Or you look like someone so tired you are on the edge of suicide.

(for pale).On god you are such a fresh corpse, have you even seen the sun?
(for tired). Dude you look like a fresh corpse, you gotta have some sleep

by Hr.Blind August 16, 2022

Fresh fire

When you like someone at the start of a relationship and it's still super hot

Look at her eyes, she's definitely got the fresh fire

by Carinaf August 21, 2018

Techno Fresh

When you show up in the morning to a electronic dance music techno party after a full nights rest.

You smell good, did you just get here?

Yeah, I'm Techno Fresh!

by .thejass. April 20, 2011

Fresh Treads

When someone has new shoes, usually said in a sarcastic manner

*someone bought new Nike airs* are they you’re new fresh treads mate?

by Gordon Ramsey December 17, 2017

fresh biff

What you say when someone is being a genuine freak

Ye fresh biff

by Itskal33 June 29, 2018

Freshness Level

The Freshness Level (FLv) is a personal, self-evaluation of one's current state of being, which ranges on a scale from 0 to 100. Simply put, it quantifies one’s current ‘mood’ into a single number.

Freshness Level Scale

FLv 0: Dead.

FLv 1-9: Rock bottom. You feel absolutely terrible; there is practically nothing that can restore this state other than time or passing. (Terminal disease, death of a loved one, guilty court sentence, etc.)

FLv 10-19: Extremely low. You feel like locking yourself into a room so you can drown in your own sorrows. (Ended relationship, fired from job, extended depression, etc.)

FLv 20-29: Very low. Life absolutely sucks, but you’ll get over it sooner or later. (Broken bones, petty theft victim, crashed car, etc.)

FLv 30-39: Quite low. You’re in a pretty bad mood; people better stay away from you for now. (Rejection letter, hangover, fight with partner, etc.)

FLv 40-49: Below average. You’re okay, but hopefully the day will get better. (Monday morning, bad weather, small headache, etc.)

FLv 50-59: Above average. You feel pretty good; the day turned out to be better than expected. (Clear sky and sunshine, discount purchase, good food, etc.)

FLv 60-69: Quite high. You’re in a good mood and often wonder why you don’t feel like this every day. (Weekend just started, barbeque with family, payday, etc.)

FLv 70-79: Very high. You feel great and it’s written all over your face. (Vacation, amazing sex, skydiving, etc.)

FLv 80-89: Extremely high. Life is amazing, period. (Graduation, new car purchase, big job promotion, etc.)

FLv 90-100: Cloud nine. You feel absolutely ecstatic. Is this heaven? (Wedding day, child birth, winning lottery, etc.)

by Andalucia June 6, 2015